Thread: Oliver Johnson were was pushed or thrown into the harbor

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Quote: It's true that the bacterial levels in Ala Wai were the cause, but what is scary is how this stuff can show up on things you come into contact with every day. Next time you grab that shopping cart at the supermarket make sure you don't have an open cut on your hand. WHERE ARE MY CLOROX WHIPES?!!! FOR THE LOVE OF GOD WHERE ARE MY CLOROX WHIPES!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! I'M GOING TO BOIL MY HANDS!!!! NOT CLEAN, NOT CLEAN!!!!...

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Posted at 8:38 a.m., Friday, April 7, 2006 Bacterial infection claims man's life Advertiser Staff A Waikiki man who had been battling a massive bacterial infection since he fell or was pushed into the sewage-tainted waters at the Ala Wai Boat Harbor died about 9:15 last night at The Queen's Medical Center, the city Department of the Medical Examiner said this morning. The remains of Oliver Johnson were turned over to the Medical...

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It's true that the bacterial levels in Ala Wai were the cause, but what is scary is how this stuff can show up on things you come into contact with every day. Next time you grab that shopping cart at the supermarket make sure you don't have an open cut on your hand. Post Extras:

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Quote: Smoke screen, red herrings, etc.... Oliver Johnson most likely met someone at the bar to trade information for money. Probably information about Bush's cheap tijuana lobotomy or Linda Lingle's sex change operation. The CIA slipped Ollie a mickey and sent him tumbling into the ala wai- but not before they sprayed him on the @ss and balls with Laurence Livermore's chemical equivelant of the Ebola virus most deadly strain...