Thread: Machete (2010)

So true. Mr Bojangles. Who Killed Bojangles? Maybe It Was You.

http://www.comingsoon.net/news/movienews.php?id=60616 In the vein of Peter Griffin, this sounds freakin' sweet . I can't believe Robert signed on Steven Seagal, Michelle Rodriguez, Lindsay Lohan and Robert De Niro, for this! I mean, jesus, what happened to this being a low-key S2D romp?! Anyone else excited? The man likes to play chess. Let's get him some rocks.

Don't forget jessica alba is in it too and yes i can't wait to see this one!

Yes! definitley. I can't wait to see it. "We Are Going To Eat You"- Zombi 2

"If you're going to hire Machete to kill the bad guy, you better make damn sure the bad guy isnt you!" Could be the best tagline ever "If you disagree with anything written directly above this, you are wrong"

I prefer "They just fücked with the wrong Mexican!" I get out on the red carpet all the time. I ate my girl out last night, NOM!!

What do you get when you cross Robert Rodriguez, Danny Trejo, all-star cast (Robert DeNiro, Jessica Alba, Steven Segal, Rose McGowan, Michelle Rodriguez, Lindsay Lohan, Cheech Marin, Tom Savini, Jeff Fahey, Daryl Sabara) and Quentin Tarantino as a producer? You get a kick-ass action movie!

I smell a self indulgent crapfest in the manner of the lamentable Once Upon A Time In Mexico. The journey is beginning. Stretch your soul and toast. Diarrhea Bear is your only best friend.

This looks f#ckin kick ass. UNCOMPROMISING UNDERGROUND FILTH