Thread: Joke of the Day

Quote: Originally Posted by David G I haven't abused you or insulted you Sats!! Probably make you feel worse that it's me tho! I am declaring this week as "Be Nice to Sats Week" Didn't know you had a poetic side . . . yeah! I use my alter ego - Intrepid Hero - when I feel in the mood to go poetic. Quote: Originally Posted by Fukuryu He's blackmailing you too now, David...? one must stick to ones strengths...

Hehe that doesn't count. After all, Canada is North North America. (runs and hides from our Canadian friends)

Four friends, who hadn't seen each other in 30 years, reunited at a party After several drinks, one of the men had to use the rest room. Those who remained talked about their kids. The first guy said, 'My son is my pride and joy.He started working at a successful company at the bottom of the barrel. He studied Economics and Business Administration and soon began to climb the corporate ladder and now he's the president of the...

Quote: Originally Posted by Bailemor Sorry Debs, Must spread some rep David Same here. Debz, you're being too funny.

Quote: Originally Posted by satsumaruma I know, I Know..I should be on the telly. At least then you could turn it off! Sats, you're my friend and all, but I wouldn't want anything to do with being able to turn you on or off...

Sorry Debs, Must spread some rep David

Quote: Originally Posted by Yagyu . . . . but he does already own his own Spiderman outfit!! . Quote: Originally Posted by Maku-san Here comes the Spider-Man!!! Apparently that was the root of the problem right there.

Renault and Ford are building a car between them designed to beat the credit crunch. Based on the Clio and the Taurus the all new "Clitaurus" will be available in pink and comes with optional furry dash!

Quote: Originally Posted by Fukuryu C++ Programmer if(you-love(m_she)) m_she.free() if(m_she == NULL) m_she= new CShe; AHHAHAhahahahaHHAhaahhahahha LOL brilliant!

Three men are trapped on an island. They find a genie's lamp and agree they will each get a wish. The first man wishes he was 25% smarter, then he swims off the island. The second man wishes he was 50% smarter, then he cut down the tree, made a boat, and rowed off the island. The third man wished he was 100% smarter, then he walked across the bridge.