Thread: In this thread, we learn about Scientology

People: A steady diet of Tom Cruise at Scientology center Compiled by Lori Smith Posted: 11/09/2009 01:00:00 AM MST Scientology employees are forced to watch video montages of Tom Cruise as part of their training, a former member of the church says. Marc Headley says the star is used as inspiration to those working at the sprawling compound in Gilman Hot Springs, Calif. And, while they are banned from reading newspapers or watching regular...

excellent question.

So all these scientologists are gay, crazy, and overweight?

Jesus says to turn the other cheek, otherwise I'm sure one of us would pop you one, boy. Don't talk to me like I'm your child, or I'm even your peer. You godless atheists are going to spend eternity in a pretty hot place, along with your homosexual friends and whores and whatever else you think is cool. I think it goes without saying that most of us believe that FAITH is superior.

He just hasn't paid for the ungaying level yet

Oh yeah - the early 90s, when shorties everywhere could gain 3-6" by virtue of their hair products. ICE ICE BABY

Sure EO, but chances are low they really are involved with aliens and junk.

factoryhurl wrote: i am sure that they make them feel as though whatever they admit to is awful and something they should be ashamed of. brainwashing and intimidation. how is that different from most religions.

Good for Paul Haggis, I guess, but if you couldn't figure out Scientology in about 5 minutes then you're pretty stupid. Sorry it took him 35 years.

I just saw that Elisabeth Moss (known $cientologi$t) and Fred Armisen got married this past weekend. I wonder if their vows went something like this? "Elisabeth, do you take Fred as your husband, to love, honor, cherish, and worship Xenu together, for as long as you live? And Fred, do you take Elisabeth as your wife, to love, honor, cherish, and together spend thousands of dollars a year to hold metal cans and reveal your deepest...