Thread: I just tried a gay buttsex simulator

Sloppy wrote: I just took a dump and now it feels like the Harlem Globetrotters just ran a on my poop chute. Great anal ogy. You've done this before, haven't you? k

It's called El Yucateco green habanero sauce. I dumped a bunch on my lunch at a Mexican joint. I've had it before- it's not even that hot (less than 10,000 Scoville Units apparently). But fvcking hell, I just took a dump and now it feels like the Harlem Globetrotters just ran a train on my poop chute. I can hardly sit down. If you want to know how gay dudes feel when they get slammed up the ass, I recommend eating a healthy dose...

Sloppy wrote: It burned me tongue on the way in, and burned me starfish on the way out. Perhaps with the thread title and photo, it was suggested that I jammed the bottle up my ass. I did not. Thanks for clearing that up, I really thought you were confessing to ramming a bottle up your arse

And to think the Japanese consider regular ole kim'chi to be spicy ETA: Phuck u for making me fiend for Mex

Sloppy wrote: It burned me tongue on the way in, and burned me starfish on the way out. I'm no pro, but I don't think gay buttsex (how would that differ from straight buttsex?) really "burns," unless you're getting it from a guy with the clap.

or he has stuck his wang in the microwave beforehand

Ken_Shamrock wrote: Sloppy wrote: I just took a dump and now it feels like the Harlem Globetrotters just ran a on my poop chute. Great anal ogy. You've done this before, haven't you? k No he hasn't. He's just talking out of his ass . I used to think Sloppy has a soft spot for men, butt we all know he's en gay g'd to his wife now.

do you think it works as a non-gay buttsex simulator, too?

I've never had my asshole burn from too much hot sauce or the like. How would one relieve such a pain? As for me, I prefer the type of spiciness that goes away as quickly as it came.

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