Thread: I got a surprise today

The bear is no longer giving the vase a hug, you pervs.

ooooOoOoo! I'm going to bookmark that one.

Originally Posted by Luddite Dang it, why are you talking about your rectal dysfunction in my nice thread! Everything seems to be functioning just fine, thanks for the concern.

Originally Posted by Wordbiker Wait til you get in your 40's. You expect a surprise with every fart. You get roses when you fart?

Originally Posted by travelmama $27.95 is a good deal if you are able to send endless emails and post telephone numbers. Much better than cyclingsingles or match.com. Good going Sixty Fiver. It's a pretty simple process, the fee is one time and non refundable there is a clause written in very small print on the back of the contract that says you need to name the first child after me. Seriously... I am pretty pleased seeing people I like...

now if it was a purdy's bear it would be in for a lot of trouble. http://www.purdys.com/

Originally Posted by DataJunkie Surprise number 2 is complete . Though I suppose some of you will complain that I did not book first class tickets. This may be what wordbiker was talking about.

Wait till he sends you bike chain bracelets.

Umm yea.. Uhh I thought hugging! I was just testing people... Originally Posted by Luddite Hugging it. Where the hell is your mind at?

I know what I saw.