Thread: Hey Brits! No Disrespect but...

Quote from: Mr Gale on Today at 11:47 AM I always console myself with, hey our chicks might not be not-ugly like the scandinavians, but they arent ugly AND fat like the Americans. Oh really?

Also I can't read and that kinda kills the joke. Nothing to see here, move along.

Na, just kidding.  The only explanation is that us Brits are ugly.  But that's fine, if there's one thing British people love being the best at, it's being the worst.

I just realised the flaw in my statement, no need to point it out to me. Except for comedy purposes of course.

Quote from: Sanchez on Today at 06:18 AM People from the North of England are so ugly that they had to design a completely new metric to determine the exact scale of their ugliness. Hence the Gurning Championships. And we all talk like Daphne from Frasier.

You're ugly.

To be fair, they also claim that Norwegian women are the most beautiful, which is a blatant falsehood.

Don't worry dude, everyone makes that mistake. I know I have. I was talking with a Nigerian prince and he told me about the money I could make if I just helped him out. It sounded awesome so I mailed him and gave him all my bank details. Next week I look at my bank statement and I see that I've lost everything and then I realized, "Oh shit, I must have accidentally emailed the Norwegian prince!". I feel...

Hey, look, it's an old-fashioned punchline. Quote Only the male Russian and Polish applicants fared worse than British men, although Russian women had a 44 percent acceptance rate. Polish women did not appear in the table.