there once was a seeker named krum
who always sat on his B*um
he really like hermione
and he wasnt so tiny
that funny big seeker named krum
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there once was a witch named cho
whom hermione thought was a sow
she cried river
and always got slivers
that stupid old wich named cho
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severus3666 replied 2 months, 4 weeks ago
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fangsfan1 replied 2 months, 3 weeks ago
This is for Minerva Kitty
Cat changing's a wonderful feature,
And I don't mean to sound like a preacher
Soft within, tough without,
There just isn't a doubt
that Minerva is Hogwart's best teacher.
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fangsfan1 replied 2 months, 3 weeks ago
There once was a big headed boy,
Prefecting was his greatest joy
This boy was called Percy,
He gave them no mercy,
Til he was appointed Head Boy.
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grandpalovegood replied 2 months, 3 weeks ago
MK I'll admit I can't do rhymes to save my life.
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fangsfan1 replied 2 months, 2 weeks ago
Here's one for Dobbys Socks-hope you look in and read it sometime.
From the Malfoys came nothing but strife
And the slavery cut like a knife,
Harry threw him some socks
For the free life that rocks
In return, Dobby gave his brave life.
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fangsfan1 replied 2 months, 2 weeks ago
I agree. Also if you've ever read the All Creatures Great and Small books about veterinarians, the youngest brother was called Tristan-he was my favorite character. So I've always liked that name too.
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severus3666 replied 2 months, 2 weeks ago
yeah we are...i love all these ones being posted
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fangsfan1 replied 2 months, 2 weeks ago
That's a good one-I'd love to listen to the Lovegood's tales myself.
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rallem replied 2 months, 1 week ago
I'll work on this limmerick since I know Ron never really fainted easily
There once was a wizard named Weasley
When it came to spiders grew queasily
Then on a gloomy night
He received a terrible fright
And it was known he fainted quite easily.
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1skilletfan replied 2 months, 1 week ago
Umbridge was the teacher of the DADA
A fine example of a horrible teacher she did portray
But when Harry and Company formed the DA
She didn't realize the price that she would pay.
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fangsfan1 replied 2 months, 1 week ago
Hi everyone,
Thanks for keeping this thread going while I was away for a few days. Lots of good limericks and poems coming in.
Here's another one from me-
Sev Snape taught the Potions with frog parts,
But craved the position of Dark Arts,
Riddle gave him his blessing
And he left us all guessing,
Did he have a bad or a good heart?...
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rallem replied 2 months ago
There was a boy named Neville
Whose spell skill was quite dismal
His forgetful notion
Made him fear the potions
Until his granny sent a rembemberall
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minerva_kitty replied 2 months ago
I "wuvs" all of these!!!
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fangsfan1 replied 2 months ago
Grumpy Kreacher was well know to pocket
Family treasure, in cupboards to stock it,
Riddle tortured him blindly,
Harry treated him kindly,
And he fought bravely, wearing his locket.
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rallem replied 2 months ago
There once was a girl named Ginny
Who was the first female Weasley
When she was sorted
All the Slytherins chortled
And Harry Potter grew queasily
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rallem replied 1 month, 4 weeks ago
Draco was a Slytherin
When you asked what house hes in
He was properly sorted
As Snape Retorted
Not another Malfoy again
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fangsfan1 replied 1 month, 4 weeks ago
> I really liked it it 1skilletfan. I tried to see if
> I could make one similar but really couldn't improve
> upon it.
I liked it too, especially what you said about being "stuck in the middle", true in several different ways.
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fangsfan1 replied 1 month, 3 weeks ago
Very good and a little scary too!
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rallem replied 1 month, 3 weeks ago
Thanks, I was actually kind of proud of that one even though I had to go fishing for that ending.
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fangsfan1 replied 1 month, 3 weeks ago
Thanks Rallem and Original Mooney for lots more limericks-I especially love the line about Snape's filly!
Mrs Figg said "Come visit my cats"
Harry P muttered softly "Oh rats"
Til the Headmaster said
"She's a Squib with street cred!"
Then she met with the Order for chats.
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fangsfan1 replied 1 month, 2 weeks ago
Wow Rallem, I can't keep up with you! I especially like the one about Snape and Dumbledore, very true.
There once was a wizard named Art
Who magically got cars to start,
He tried hard to juggle
His passion for Muggles,
And Molly, who Wobbled his heart.
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rallem replied 1 month, 2 weeks ago
Fred and George they loved their pun
All their energy went to fun
Maybe a tongue twister
Or perhaps a nougat blister
Their primary goal to hurt no one.
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fangsfan1 replied 1 month, 2 weeks ago
Thanks, that's a good one
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fangsfan1 replied 1 month, 1 week ago
"Oh Potter you rotter's my song
I'll help ickle firsties along,
I'll put mud in your food,
Hide your wand in the loo
Poltergeisting's the life for the strong!"
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severus3666 replied 1 month, 1 week ago
ur cool too fangsfan!!! i love this thread too its lots of fun but it seems like only us 3 [skilletfan fangsfan and myself] are the only ones enjoying it lately
hmmm
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severus3666 replied 1 month, 1 week ago
thats great fangsfan!
there was an old wizard named albus
whom i don't think had many calus
he was headmaster of hogwarts
where there were many a boggart
that great old wizard named albus
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fangsfan1 replied 1 month, 1 week ago
Thanks Severus, I'm glad to see another one about Dumbledore. Hope you're feeling better.
I know of a pure wizard's town
Where the students all love to go round,
They have owl post and candy,
Zonko's Joke Shop is handy,
And the Shrieking Shack won't let you down!
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severus3666 replied 1 month ago
Harry and Ron were Best mates
Who battled continuous fates
Hermione came with
with books full of myths
As they hunted for horcruxes each day
.....
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rallem replied 1 month ago
There once was a tree which went bump
If anything went near it would thump
It secretly hid
The shrieking shed
And protected students from the dump
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fangsfan1 replied 1 month ago
> There once was a tree which went bump
> If anything went near it would thump
> It secretly hid
> The shrieking shed
> And protected students from the dump
Good one! I love reading anything about Hogsmeade, the shrieking shack, etc, it was one of my favorite parts of the book.
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severus3666 replied 1 month ago
gr8 limerick rallem!! i love this thread!!!!!!!!
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fangsfan1 replied 4 weeks, 1 day ago
Those are great Severus and Rallem!
Here's kind of a silly one I made up just for fun.
Some house elves would come in real handy,
To bake Christmas cakes and sweet candy,
They would clean my whole house,
So I won't have to grouse,
Just sack out on the couch and watch Andy.
(Andy Griffith show or Andy my dog, either one or both
)
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fangsfan1 replied 4 weeks ago
That was great Rallem.
Happy Thanksgiving to all the limerick writers who celebrate. And if you don't celebrate it, thank you for being one of the things I'm thankful for this year-my Harry Potter buddies.
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fangsfan1 replied 3 weeks, 5 days ago
Hi everyone, I love all the new limericks, the one about the floo network is great.
Muggles learn, wizards need to learn too you see,
There's a room filled with love and it's history,
Plus a room filled with brains,
One where time turners reign,
And it's called the Department of Mysteries.
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fangsfan1 replied 3 weeks, 3 days ago
> The Pensieve showed memories of past
> of some of them, Harry was aghast.
> Then Snape gave him more
> seeing them was a chore
> Now Harry knew truth at last.
>
> Erin
This was excellent, made me think of one of my favorite chapters "The Princes Tale"
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rallem replied 3 weeks, 1 day ago
You need to end it rhyming with the first and second line so maybe you could say they got her out now. I like it though.
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fangsfan1 replied 2 weeks, 4 days ago
I like that one, has a good rhythm to it.
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fangsfan1 replied 2 weeks, 1 day ago
I thought it was a good one Rallem.
There was an official named Fudge
Who learned it was wise not to judge.
When they said "Riddle's back"
He cried "You're out of whack!"
Scrimgeour's in and he works as his drudge.
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fangsfan1 replied 1 week, 4 days ago
I loved both of those Rallem and Severus.
I know, it's taking me longer to think of them now too. I thought I'd put some haikus in once in a while too. For me they're a little easier because you don't have to rhyme.
The gameskeeper knows
The importance of loving
All living creatures.
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fangsfan1 replied 1 week ago
Another good one from Rallem, thanks
The gameskeeper had a young brother
They both had the same giant mother
Though the giant named Grawp
Caused large tree trunks to drop,
They both learned how to love one another.
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fangsfan1 replied 3 months ago
There once was a student named Harry
Who wanted a place he could tarry.
Then the Burrow he found,
Where good friendships abound,
And the sisters the best one to marry!
There once was a huge, hairy fella
Who hid spider friends in the cella,
And when he was found,
It did not get him down,
He just hid magic in his umbrella.
Sorry guys, I was bored....
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grandpalovegood replied 3 months ago
Go Fangsfan.
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cardman_cards replied 3 months ago
Brilliant Lillis
I was going to make this two stanzas...the second being about Ron and using rhyming words like brother and mother...
potter rhymes again too and then I kept wanting to say Ron got the girl who was hotter to make it rhyme but I couldn't being myself to write that so it is only one (hey...I tried...lol)
There once was a wizard named Potter
Who ...
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fangsfan1 replied 3 months ago
I love that one Cardman!
Here's another from me-
My favorite chef is named Bott
Great jelly beans are what he's got
He has bogey and lime,
Grass, earwax and slime,
Next flavor will be dragon snot!
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cardman_cards replied 3 months ago
another good one Lillis.
Making limericks isn't easy for me...do you have more?
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fangsfan1 replied 2 months, 4 weeks ago
Thanks Severus, you gave me a laugh when I needed one!
This is a limerick especially for Grandpa Lovegood.
I know a young man named Longbottom,
Great talents? This young man has got em!
The sword he did take
And then slaughtered a snake,
And Herbology students?-He taught em!
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grandpalovegood replied 2 months, 4 weeks ago
Oh I just love Neville!
I wish I were good at making rhymes and riddles.
go fangsfan
and thanks.
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rin68nyr replied 2 months, 4 weeks ago
These are great! It inspires me to try! Not that that means I'll be successful...but maybe tonight, after the kids are in bed....
Erin
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severus3666 replied 2 months, 4 weeks ago
i only learned what limerccks were the other day from somebody...so i thought i'd try em!! and what a better place to?
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rin68nyr replied 2 months, 4 weeks ago
Ah well, I'm half Irish....I know a limerick when I see one! LOL
Erin
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