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Thread: Great idea:

Started 4 weeks ago by benncnc
Great idea: Let me see if I understand all this.... IF YOU CROSS THE NORTH KOREAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU GET 12 YEARS HARD LABOR... IF YOU GO INTO CHINA ILLEGALLY, YOUR CONSIDERED A SPY AND GET HARD PRISON TIME... IF YOU GO INTO GERMANY ILLEGALLY, YOU GET A HEFTY FINE, WORK IT OFF OR PAY IT OFF, THEN DEPORTED... IF YOU GO INTO ENGLAND ILLEGALLY, YOU ARE IMMEDIATELY JAILED ...
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Dart45 replied 4 weeks ago
I feel your pain Ben, but you missed one... If you cross the border illegally from the USA to CANADA, mostly because you are trying to dodge getting drafted and sent off to fight some stupid war your leaders got you into, you will get: 1. A DRIVERS LICENSE 2. A SOCIAL SECURITY CARD 3. WELFARE 4. FOOD STAMPS AND 5. FREE HEALTH CARE Yep, isn't Canada a great neighbor to have...

ask_jr replied 4 weeks ago
Yeh. But what normal person would want to lower their self, by living there?

benncnc replied 4 weeks ago
Actually Dart I didn't want to mention the country of wimps welcoming draft dodgers. I hear that birds of a feather flock together. Thanks for reminding me. Ben

nreekez replied 4 weeks ago
ask_jr: Now junior... The standard of living is higher in Canada than it is here in the United States. Look it up. Canada ranks 4th. The US ranks 12th or 13th, depending on the study and source. FWIW. nreekez

Dart45 replied 4 weeks ago
We are trying to ship them back Junior... ... but you guys are sneaking across our border faster than we can catch you all! PS: FYI - If your post was in English, then your "their self" would read "themselves"

Dart45 replied 4 weeks ago
You got it all wrong as usual Ben... We do not welcome your wimps, but your lot keeps sneaking up here. We keep flushing you all back down, but I guess its all that high standard of living up here.

 

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Great idea:
Published (2009-11-09 20:15:00)
You got it all wrong as usual Ben... We do not welcome your wimps, but your lot keeps sneaking up here. We keep flushing you all back down, but I guess its all that high standard of living up here.
benncnc
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Actually Dart I didn't want to mention the country of wimps welcoming draft dodgers. I hear that birds of a feather flock together. Thanks for reminding me. Ben
nreekez
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ask_jr: Now junior... The standard of living is higher in Canada than it is here in the United States. Look it up. Canada ranks 4th. The US ranks 12th or 13th, depending on the study and source. FWIW. nreekez
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Yeh. But what normal person would want to lower their self, by living there?

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