I feel your pain Ben, but you missed one...
If you cross the border illegally from the USA to CANADA, mostly because you are trying to dodge getting drafted and sent off to fight some stupid war your leaders got you into, you will get:
1. A DRIVERS LICENSE
2. A SOCIAL SECURITY CARD
3. WELFARE
4. FOOD STAMPS AND
5. FREE HEALTH CARE
Yep, isn't Canada a great neighbor to have...



