Thread: Gamer Jokes (preferrably not any other kind)

Re: Gamer Jokes (preferrably not any other kind) very nice comeback

Quote: Originally Posted by cccwebs How many SJ Games' forum members does it take to change a light bulb? One to post a thread about changing a lightbulb. One to quote the rules for changing lightbulbs. Several more to push the thread count into the triple digit range arguing whether or not the rules for changing light bulbs are realistic. One moderator to lock the thread due to flaming. And one to start the whole thing over again the...

This isn't entirely gaming, but it was with my gaming buddies in high school... We checked out Jason and the Argonauts from the library and were sitting in his kitchen watching on TV with his dad and pretty much just making an MST3K night out of it. Well when Jason was confronted with cliff walls smashing together and remembered an idol he'd been given he threw it in the water... And up rises Poseidon or Neptune! My first response...

Quote: Originally Posted by Dwarf99 oh something I just remembered, which might deserve being added to the list of "Top reasons you know you roleplay too much." or whatever it's called: I was pulling an all nighter gaming at my cousin's house and it was in the wee hours of the morning, there wasn't much going on so I let some of the players sleep and left it at that. Well this usually works sorta well but one...

Re: Gamer Jokes (preferrably not any other kind) Quote: Originally Posted by Dwarf99 Why did the chicken cross the road? Because with only one random encounter per wilderness trip, he knew there was nothing on the other side. __________________ ?I have never been bored an hour in my life. I get up every morning wondering what new strange glamorous thing is going to happen and it happens at fairly regular intervals.? --William Allen White

How many GURPS players does it take to change a light bulb? Only one, but changing the light bulb is optional . Graham

How many V&V characters does it take to change a light bulb? Indeterminate. Random rolls are by definition unpredictable. However when someone does get "Mutant Power" we'll have someone who has a light bulb changing ray, which usually works quite well but has serious trouble getting past certain defenses such as Non-Corporealness and invulnerability.

Not exactly a joke.....but maybe humorous anecdote from a con...... About 14 years ago, some friends and I were at a convention called Mar Con in Columbus , Ohio. Now of course we were all in the same Klingon club - the Klingon Assault Group (KAG) at the time. So, Friday night I'm walking around in my full Klingon uniform near second floor bar of the hotel - and this guy crosses his arms in front of me. Brief pause , it helps if...

How many SJ Games' forum members does it take to change a light bulb? One to post a thread about changing a lightbulb. One to quote the rules for changing lightbulbs. Several more to push the thread count into the triple digit range arguing whether or not the rules for changing light bulbs are realistic. One moderator to lock the thread due to flaming. And one to start the whole thing over again the next time a light bulb needs to be...

My brother and I were watching a movie where the big bad guy has an eyepatch. We started adding in impromptu dialogue like: Good guy: What happened to your eye? Bad guy: I lost it in a fight. Good guy: Did you look behind the couch? A decade later, we were playing an RPG and at one point we were searching a living room for some evidence. My brother says "I look behind the couch" and I chipped in "Egads! You found an...