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Thread: GLaDOS vs. HAL 9000
Started 1 year, 5 months ago by Brain Bomber
They are both powerful supercomputers with wills of their own. Those wills involve killing all the people around them. They go out with a song. Which do you think would win, whether it be a chess match or a cake-baking competition?
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MetroidSuperfan replied 1 year, 5 months ago
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jamanticus replied 1 year, 5 months ago
Hmmm... GLaDOS would try to kill just for the sake of killing, while HAL 9000 would try to kill GLaDOS to keep her from killing him... I dunno- GLaDOS has a better sense of humor, so I'd go with her
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typs_lik_dis replied 1 year, 5 months ago
They realize how great a match they are and do a daisy, daisy/still alive duet, then rule 34 kicks in. See http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/pod_bay_doors.png.
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Kokuei05 replied 1 year, 5 months ago
A computer that sounds like a girl doesn't mean that it is a girl...
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typs_lik_dis replied 1 year, 5 months ago
Yeah, but are you really going to go through life referring to a robot which uses only a female voice as "it?" Anyway, under rule 34, it doesn't matter.
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Brain Bomber replied 1 year, 5 months ago
Regardless, homicidal computers are not exempt from rule 34: sexyglados.ytmnd.com
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GLaDOS vs. HAL 9000
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Regardless, homicidal computers are not exempt from rule 34: sexyglados.ytmnd.com
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GLaDOS vs. HAL 9000
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Yeah, but are you really going to go through life referring to a robot which uses only a female voice as &quot;it?&quot; Anyway, under rule 34, it doesn't matter.
Kokuei05
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GLaDOS vs. HAL 9000
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A computer that sounds like a girl doesn't mean that it is a girl...
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jamanticus
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GLaDOS vs. HAL 9000
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Hmmm... GLaDOS would try to kill just for the sake of killing, while HAL 9000 would try to kill GLaDOS to keep her from killing him... I dunno- GLaDOS has a better sense of humor, so I'd go with her

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