Thread: Follow Ade on twitter

Argued with Hughes. He was all like “you’re lazy” I was all like “I’m not” he was all like “You are” and I was all like “Gimme more money”. Just freaking comedy gold.....must check everyday now!

Quote: Proverb: “A little knowledge is a dangerous thing”. Adebayor: “Bellamy must be a f*cking extinction level threat” Bahahahaha!!! @import "http://diacache.daylife.com/_static/release-46080/v2/css/daylife/thickbox.css";

Re: Follow Ade on twitter Quote: Originally Posted by Munchlaxatives Sometimes I cut holes in £50 notes & get the Queen to give me a BJ. She loves it. Money is sex. Citeh are pimps. this has got to be the single best tweet in the history of Twitter and just ahead of this one: Quote: If Togo dont give me a pay rise I’m starting a new country & playing for them instead. Thinking of naming it Blingladosh or Cheque...

Arsenal fans complain I came to Citeh just to get more money, but last season they all agreed I was “f*cking poor”. Confusing.

Oh my, there are so many gems in there. Running? Meh. Jenson Button doesn’t run and he’s world champion. Van Persie texted me. Is “**********lop” Dutch for something? Walked from couch to chair. Felt tired. Proverb: “Speaking is silver, silence is golden”. Adebayor: “So is my Rolex”. @import "http://diacache.daylife.com/_static/release-46080/v2/css/daylife/thickbox.css";

http://twitter.com/Adebayore

Quote: Originally Posted by Lanesra http://twitter.com/Adebayore That is gold!

Next he'll want to call himself Emmanuel Dos Cinco.

nice way to start my morning! Quote: Bellamy said Steven Ireland’s face is so ugly his hairline took one look & ran the other way. Pissed myself. Didn’t get the joke though. Quote: My accountant says I’m filthy rich. Disappointing. Wanted to be dirty shit rich.

"Bellamy says even Jesus couldn’t get on the end of a cross as well as Adebayor can. Told him not to say my name in vein." That had me laughing out loud in the grad office haha.