Thread: Favorite Non-Whacking Scene

Butchered, eh? I didn't know leaving a single word out of an entire quote is butchering. Look up "butcher". You're wrong. Sure, while a bit harsh, you could call it "paraphrasing" -- para phrasing. But butchered? No. No way, dude. How's this quote: "Maybe you should start sucking cock instead of watching The Sopranos ". Yeah, I know I changed it from TVLand, but you get my...

You both butchered the quotes. It's "French Canadian" for I don't have a mother and it was a burger joint. "Stop kicking people into the pit of death, REALLY!"

sacrebleu, where is my mama! the same scene came to mind when i read the title

Ohhh poor you. "....third prize is YOU'RE FIRED!!!"

It's more a sequence of scenes but the ones with Paulie where talks to the Prinicipal of the school about their moms in the nursing home. Starts off all nice and polite and ends with the two thugs chasing the principal through the halls of the school. Paulie was the best, Paulie mixed with Christopher was even better

Chris in the Chicken Joint in A Hit is a Hit -- "Whose welfare check do I have to cash to get a chicken dinner in this joint?" "Stick with me baby, and you'll be fartin' thru silk!"

There are so many, but this is as good as any. Paulie's rant about shoe laces from "Mr. Ruggerio's Neighborhood", season 3: Paulie - "I can't stand touching f-ing shoe laces. Ever go to tie your shoes and you notice the end of your laces are wet? From what? Why would they be wet?" Silvio - "I got no f-ing idea." Paulie - "You go to public bathrooms. You stand at the...