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Thread: Dragon Age looks so retarded

Started 7 months, 3 weeks ago by Draft
Perhaps the most unintentionally hilarious game ever? If there's a decent RPG buried underneath this LOTR X muck, at least it could be good for a laugh. - Link This is an official video, by the way. This is how you are supposed to think of Dragon Age.
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Emperor Justin replied 7 months, 3 weeks ago
Wow I couldn't even finish the trailer. That's fucking awful.

The Incredible Torch replied 7 months, 3 weeks ago
wow that looks terrible *plays more jrpgs*

ZSquared replied 7 months, 3 weeks ago
They, really, really need to fire whoever thought that music would work. Ugh.

UngorEatStefan replied 7 months, 3 weeks ago
The original Dragon Age looked so awesome too, way back in 02 or 03. I guess they're not going to have their own unique languages

Human replied 7 months, 3 weeks ago
I've played the game, and it was a good mix of WoW and Baldur's Gate.

Arctyc replied 7 months, 3 weeks ago
Well, from a technical perspective, the large battle shots weren't bad. The composition of the whole thing together though was just... stupid.

The Incredible Torch replied 7 months, 3 weeks ago
i guess ea just couldn't afford drowning pool

ZSquared replied 7 months, 3 weeks ago
Quote: Originally Posted by The Incredible Torch i guess ea just couldn't afford drowning pool I can almost see them mocking the trailer up with "Bodies" in the background.

The Incredible Torch replied 7 months, 3 weeks ago
Quote: Originally Posted by ZSquared I can almost see them mocking the trailer up with "Bodies" in the background. I can actually see them make it originally with that in mind, but then one of the guys goes "hmmm, 'Bodies' is awfully generic..."

Weirdo replied 7 months, 3 weeks ago
Quote: Originally Posted by Human I've played the game, and it was a good mix of WoW and Baldur's Gate. Hmm, I like the latter...

 

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I don't think I heard any with the "typical" accent at least. __________________
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Quote: Originally Posted by Yunara There are 4 different endings, although all with minor variations depending on your choices in the game. I really did NOT want to let Alistair kill the dragon, but sadly I was playing a Mage, and had not accepted Morigans offer, and Alistair was in LOVE with me. So I did not have an option. It seems like if Alistair is in love status, he will not let you kill the archdemon. Does anyone know what needs to be...
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Quote: Originally Posted by karlean7 FACT: I've had serious issues remembering to eat since I started playing this game. And I'm playing it on Easy so it's not like the combat is at all difficult. Gamer cred lost.
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Quote: Originally Posted by Syngyne ahaha I just started a Dwarven Noble origin and went down to watch the Proving. I decided to fight. The first participant said it was an honor to be facing me. One of the responses was "I will honor you upside the head." Yeah, the dwarf noble origin gives you some truly incredible opportunities to be a dick . __________________

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