Perhaps the most unintentionally hilarious game ever?
If there's a decent RPG buried underneath this LOTR X muck, at least it could be good for a laugh.
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This is an official video, by the way. This is how you are supposed to think of Dragon Age.
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Originally Posted by The Incredible Torch
i guess ea just couldn't afford drowning pool
I can almost see them mocking the trailer up with "Bodies" in the background.
The Incredible Torch replied 7 months, 3 weeks ago
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Originally Posted by ZSquared
I can almost see them mocking the trailer up with "Bodies" in the background.
I can actually see them make it originally with that in mind, but then one of the guys goes "hmmm, 'Bodies' is awfully generic..."
Quote: Originally Posted by goatboy My friends review of the game so far: "So it seems like someone gave the Bioware writers a copy of Song of Fire and Ice and they all went 'ohhhhh'" I'm pretty sure BioWare has cited SoFaI as a direct influence.
Quote: Originally Posted by Striker I wouldn't mention it to Wynne. Apart from that, it's not a big issue. Fun fact: You can give Wynne Blood Mage as her second spec. She doesn't complain . Are you fucking serious? That's retarded. I didn't even bother to try because I figured she'd leave the party or something. __________________
Quote: Originally Posted by Senpai I don't think the Dwarves are atypical at all and Oghren is just proof of that fact. I think the very fact that Ohgren's an outcast is proof that they ARE atypical. Sure, they're good smiths and live underground, but that's about where the similarities end. Ohgren straight out says their beer sucks compared to surfacer beer, the caste system and politics and system of honor aren't...
Quote: Originally Posted by The Dude I've been wanting to pick this game up. HOWEVER. My two friends who have it have been saying the PC version is ridiculously difficult beyond the point of just being challenging and that I would far better off getting the console version which is less enraging. Is there truth to this or are my friends babies? You have to be somewhat careful and not be a colossal idiot in order to survive, it's...
Quote: Originally Posted by Yunara There are 4 different endings, although all with minor variations depending on your choices in the game. I really did NOT want to let Alistair kill the dragon, but sadly I was playing a Mage, and had not accepted Morigans offer, and Alistair was in LOVE with me. So I did not have an option. It seems like if Alistair is in love status, he will not let you kill the archdemon. Does anyone know what needs to be...
Quote: Originally Posted by karlean7 FACT: I've had serious issues remembering to eat since I started playing this game. And I'm playing it on Easy so it's not like the combat is at all difficult. Gamer cred lost.
Quote: Originally Posted by Syngyne ahaha I just started a Dwarven Noble origin and went down to watch the Proving. I decided to fight. The first participant said it was an honor to be facing me. One of the responses was "I will honor you upside the head." Yeah, the dwarf noble origin gives you some truly incredible opportunities to be a dick . __________________
Dragon Age looks like it's going to be another winner... Dragon Age looks like it's going to be another winner from #Bioware . Those guys are the Pixar of videogames, they don't go wrong at all.
6:08 AM Oct 30th
from Echofon
After 2.5 hours of Dragon Age: Looks and sounds... After 2.5 hours of Dragon Age: Looks and sounds beautiful, story shows tremendous potential, my productivity is in grave danger.
9:23 PM Nov 11th
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