Thread: Cite something funny a pol said -- left or right

Quote: Originally Posted by irishmick79 "Eating words has never given me indigestion." -Winston Churchill "I can make generals, but horses cost money." -Abraham Lincoln "I am not worried about the deficit. It's big enough to take care of itself." -Ronald Reagan "Yes, once?many, many years ago. I thought I had made a wrong decision. Of course, it turned out that I had been right all along. But I was...

Quote: Originally Posted by STSM Did you get that joke from an issue of Boy's Life"? Or was it the Family Circus? Quote: Originally Posted by STSM What happened was -- this is back in the late eighties, I think -- Senator Kennedy is vacationing off the coast of the south of France and he's got a young nubile, very limber and flexible young woman with him, scantily clad in a nice bikini. We know this because paparazzi were...

Quote: Originally Posted by Cym Jim Two monkeys are taking a bath, one says "ee ee ah ah oo oo" The other says "well put some more cold water in then". Did you get that joke from an issue of Boy's Life"? Or was it the Family Circus?

Quote: Originally Posted by richwig You know, I never, ever would've thought someone would quote John Foster Dulles around here. You like that? Well, suck on this: " The first requirement of a statesman is that he be dull." BAM! I went Dean Acheson on your ass, yo!

I thought G-Dub was very funny.

Nancy Pelosi stating that the unemployed in this country would number over 500 million before too long, that was pretty funny.

YouTube - Barack Obama Tells Supporters Ten Thousand Died In Tornados

LBJ was leaving an Air Force base once. He was walking towards the wrong plane and a junior airman pointed and said, "Mr. President, your plane is over here". LBJ responded, "Son, they're all my airplanes".

Joke around DC: (Attribution questionable.) Why do people that meet them have an immediate dislike of Axelrod and Emmanuel? Saves time.

Ted Kennedy's wife was talking about Tim Russert's sudden death with NBC's Brian Williams a party in Hyannis Port and she said (paraphrasing) "At least his death was quick and he didn't burden his family with a long hospitalization" When Ted chimed in, "Thanks for the moral support dear.