Ben, (and Shulffels, this is kind of a local joke, but you might enjoy it. Nicname used to protect identy.
Shuffels, a recent graduate from Texas A&M University, Kingsville, decided he wanted to start a chicken farm. He decided to start small, so he bought 100 chicks. They soon died. He was not sure why, so he bought 100 more and tried again. They died.
He decided he needed help so he wrote ...
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Started 1 month, 2 weeks ago by shuffles
Ben, a hilbilly from Transylvania, bought a pumpkin patch. He thought that he could make more money from chickens than the previous owner made from pumpkins, so he went to a poultry farm and bought 50 chickens.
'50 is a lot of chickens for that little pumpkin patch,' commented the proprietor. 'I am used to big business' Ben replied.'
A week later Ben was back at the farm. 'I need ...
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alsbenhere replied 1 month, 1 week ago
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shuffles replied 1 month, 1 week ago
alsben, that was a better version of the joke.
I have been to Texas twice - stayed only as long as it took to drive to the other side - seemed like forever.
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alsbenhere replied 1 month, 1 week ago
Yeah, pretty big. If you leave Houston heading west, when you reach El Paso, you are 1/2 way to LA. Don't even think about going from Brownsville to Texline with out an over night stay along the road. Come back and see us when you have more time. have a Good Day,
Al
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