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Thread: Astonishingly Retarded Internet Comments

Started 9 months, 3 weeks ago by Driscoll
This thread is for comments that transcend retarded, into the realm of meta-retarded. From an article about Obama putting Bush's new helicopter fleet on hold: Quote from: matt February 24th, 2009 10:58 am ET McCain, way to go!!! Obama loves to spend that $…I guess he gets that from Michelle's side of the family…if you know what I mean From this Digg thread , for the Daisy Owl about The...
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ominousoat replied 9 months, 3 weeks ago
das_w00tman posted this gem on Robert Brockaway's How Not to Write a Cracked Article article. Quote das_w00tman Says: January 21st, 2009 at 2:51 pm hey, wasent it superdan’s idea to make fun of jack and write exaggerated stories about their meetings? is this theveriy? and bad speling aside, this is fucking theft of ideas! big brother! wibe brockaway clean and then kill him!

Donal replied 9 months, 3 weeks ago
As with any discussion about legalizing weed on the internet, the whole comment section of SWAIM's article is a black hole of stupidity.

The Hulk replied 9 months, 3 weeks ago
I have a feeling that this will one day end up being the longest thread on the entire forum.

dagur replied 9 months, 3 weeks ago
This thread should just have a link to youtube. It never ceases to amaze me how stupid people are on there. Here's a comment on a Fred video: Quote and this is why we shoud all join the i h8 fred group you can find the link to this groupe at dimwitsband who is allso the gr8 geoman when he eats a banna and also dont forget to subscibe to dimwitsband and manervic I hate Fred as much as the next...

Darkside_of_AH replied 9 months, 3 weeks ago

Hungarian replied 9 months, 3 weeks ago
Quote from: DaKidwitSwagg, from Youtube soulja boy killed diz shit fuck yall hataz soulja boy da best I know we can fill this thread with posts just like this one, but I think this one will suffice as a summary for all of them.

dagur replied 9 months, 3 weeks ago
That Soulja Boy comment must be a clever, poorly written stab at the cocky ignorant kids who actually listen to Soulja Boy... right? Please say I'm right.

DevlindeSade replied 9 months, 3 weeks ago
from one of those LSD 'trip' videos on Youtube (moving optical illusion). Quote there is also anothe way to tod this watch a the sun for 1 min then close your eyes and rubbe them and then u are on a trip That's right. Stare at the Sun for a minute. Works wonders.

CMD7194 replied 9 months, 3 weeks ago
Quote from: Darkside_of_AH on March 09, 2009, 02:13 PM The fact that people gave a thumbs up to his second comment made me lose a little bit of respect for humanity.

Lieutenant Geyser Shitdick replied 9 months, 3 weeks ago
You gotta respect a dude who's willing to admit that he messed up.

 

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http://www.zombietime.com/zomblog/?p=1208 I used to enjoy reading zombie's stuff. Now he's just so right-wing, it's impossible to read his stuff without him coming off as preachy and condescending. Quote from: zombie (post #2) Quote from: CattusMagnus Adorable.You’d never get little boys now-a-days to dress up in tights like that! True. Nowadays, they dress up like this . Yes zombie. Gone are the days when small...
Lieutenant Geyser Shitdick
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Should have known better. :(
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Oregano Angercock
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Quote from: Samuel L. Pussyfoot the Third on April 04, 2009, 10:41 AM The Link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=URoTWFHRD-I&feature=channel Quote from: kaylahuntley1997 ur an ass hole !!!!!!i hope u die !!! i love miey cyurs shes my idale There are no words. If 1997 is her birth year, that makes her about 11 or 12 years old.
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Quote from: Jaytacular0x0 [Chris Benoit] mad one mistake but he was a great wrestler my fav wrestler R.I.P Yea, one tiny little mistake. ( From a Youtube video of his entrance music )
Nevrmore
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No dude, that's just bratwurst. Give it a sideways cap and some shades and you've got yourself THE WURST.
Sa9jev
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Whaddya got there, nerd? NERD BOOKS? <Slaps the nerd books out of Shitdick's hands> NERD!
Ddude28
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From the Lego navy topic. Quote from: spermus on April 28, 2009, 05:03 PM Quote Guy that hates Fotoshop people April 22, 2009 WTF is up with you people that say everything is photoshopped? Not even just this article alone, but there are people like you that just can’t handle something amazing. Get over yourself! You’re not a computer wiz and “pixels that and pixels this.” STFU! The only thing made of pixels is your tiny dick if you’re a...
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Quote from: Lieutenant Geyser Shitdick on November 16, 2009, 07:06 PM This maybe belongs in the "Surprisingly (Intentionally) Hilarious Internet Comments" thread: From this video of the Back to the Future theme, Quote from: Lutherus what happens to us in the future doc? its your kids marty somethings gotta be done about your kids what do you mean?! your daughter marrys a black man! thats not actually a big deal...
bearbaiter
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Modern Warfare 2 isn't the wurst. This is the wurst.

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