Thread: A new story about METALLICA

Hi, And your name is? RIPPER, K.RIPPER. Oright Ripper. And you sir? ORLLIGHT THAN *swings drumstick* Oh yes, and what about you? MEH NEME IS HETFIELD, JAMES HETFIELD YEAYJH! WE ARE MAJIK MUZICHANS. *The god of the dead peers at em'* DUDE thats totally awesome man! Want to hit the stage soon? ..' Kirk, lars and james looked at each other. Only one thing. The name is B, Cliff B. *Anubis* Laughs, THERES A PROBLEMO,...

Kirk realised that he had no strings on his guitar!

QUOTE (Tornado Of Souls @ 11/09/09 11:59 am) ...With Randy Hickey in it. Randy was visiting his new friends, because... he wants to become a chicken

QUOTE (Dude,Where'sMyCrown? @ 11/06/09 08:56 pm) To which Tom Araya came down from the heavens and said screamed... Disease spreading death Entire population dies Dead before you're born Massive suicide Vicious game of fear It's all extermination now Poison in your veins Global genocide Slaughter governs law The apocalypse begins Pain becomes the norm Seeking homicide Beware the coming storm That starts...

And apparently it was a graveyard smash.....then Metallica decided to re-release And Justice recorded with all three bassists to stop the complaining....

QUOTE (Sledgy34 @ 11/09/09 01:10 am) And apparently it was a graveyard smash.....then Metallica decided to re-release And Justice recorded with all three bassists to stop the complaining.... ..but the re-recorded ...And justice was not a smash...and it sunk out of the billboard 200 in 15 weeks...meanwhile, Austin Powers and Dr.Evil are perilously hanging from a cliff, both trapped together to solve their differences...luckily...

He enters the Gas Station. Unfortunately for him, the owner was a fanatic fan (isn't that redundance?) of Metallica's. When he saw Robert he shouted "Oh my God!!!!!!!!!" and had a heart attack. Robert had to take the old man to the hospital. In the hospital...

QUOTE (justin128 @ 11/05/09 06:50 pm) James and Kirk start playing on one guitar! But they failed! The fans Threw Ernie Ball Guitar Strings ( the purple ones ) and Kirk...

...With Randy Hickey in it. Randy was visiting his new friends, because...

QUOTE (Burton @ 11/05/09 07:47 am) ..hands his guitar his his tech Justin...Justin quickly gets into action..meanwhile, unbeknownst to them, long time fan Steven Segal gets enters the arena as he had tickets to attend the nights performance...Steven Segal walks through and... pissed on Lars's Drums