Subject: Sex with George Burns at 97 yrs of age!!
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When George Burns was 97 years old he was interviewed by Oprah Winfrey.
Oprah asked, "Mr. Burns, how do you carry so much energy with you? You are always working and at your age I think that is remarkable."
Mr. Burns said, "I just take good care of myself and enjoy what I do when I do it."
Oprah said, "I understand you still do...
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accuracy replied 2 years, 10 months ago
A young lady in the maternity ward just prior to labour is asked by the midwife if she would like her husband to be present at the birth.
"I'm afraid I don't have a husband" she replies.
"O.K. Do you have a boyfriend?" asks the Midwife.
"No, no boyfriend either.""Do you have a partner then?"
"No, I'm not attached, I'll be having my baby on my own."
After the birth the midwife ...
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accuracy replied 2 years, 10 months ago
A man wanted to get married. He was having trouble choosing among
three likely candidates. He gives each woman a present of $5,000 and
watches to see what they do with the money.
The first does a total make over. She goes to a fancy beauty salon
gets her hair done, new make up and buys several new outfits and
dresses up very nicely for the man. She tells him that she has done
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accuracy replied 2 years, 10 months ago
This blonde decides one day that she is sick and tired of all these blonde jokes and how all blondes are perceived as stupid, so she decides to show her husband that blondes really are smart. While her husband is off at work, she decides that she is going to paint a couple of rooms in the house.
The next day, right after her husband leaves for work, she gets down to the task at hand....
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accuracy replied 2 years, 10 months ago
A video clip:
Check it out:-
http://www.jokesgallery.com/joke.php?joke=4668&id= 1
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accuracy replied 2 years, 10 months ago
What a woman can do...... go check the video - unbelievable!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vx9UxzM3RQk
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accuracy replied 2 years, 10 months ago
This is where the japanese go to relax...
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accuracy replied 2 years, 10 months ago
Barbie For Christmas
A little girl is in line to see Santa. When it's her turn, she climbs up on Santa's lap. Santa asks, 'What would you like Santa to bring you for Christmas'?
The little girl replies, 'I want a Barbie and G.I. Joe'.
Santa looks at the little girl for a moment and says, 'I thought Barbie comes with Ken'.
'No', said the little girl. 'She comes with G.I. ...
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accuracy replied 2 years, 10 months ago
Must Be Tasty
A commercial video clip:
http://www.jokesgallery.com/joke.php?joke=4680&id= 1
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