You know what we need? Another circumcision thread. | Thread profile

How do you circumcise a whale? Send down four skin divers. All the Federales say, they could've had him any day

This is a topic that we don't discuss nearly often enough on The Soapbox. It's important, and yet, we never seem to have any threads about it. I'm losing sleep over this. "My mental pants are harder to get into than my actual pants."

You are just the person to make one. Formerly alluringangel This space is reserved for you .

Granted, I'm not sure of the cut or uncut status of a good portion of men that I know in the really real world, but I demand to know the cut or uncut status of men that I converse with on internet message boards. How can I converse with them without this very vital information?! "My mental pants are harder to get into than my actual pants."

It is necessary to know such things so we can better interact with them. All the Federales say, they could've had him any day

Whale penises are scary-huge. At least that's what I've heard. "My mental pants are harder to get into than my actual pants."

I myself am uncircumcised. "My mental pants are harder to get into than my actual pants."

You can title it "penis make over" or some sh!t. Do you have a youtube link to support your statement?

I was JUST thinking that..... Penises: Cut or uncut, which is better? Penises: ...actually, any penis talk contains some sort of amusement... Why is that, do ya think? Vaginas aren't nearly as funny...perhaps it would benifit by some marketing campaign? Saving the universe, one extraterrestrial idiot at a time...

Good deal. Some could just go with some simple manscaping, others might need a complete overhaul. I should get an entire glam team to help out. Would you like to be the first volunteer? "My mental pants are harder to get into than my actual pants."