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Quote: Originally Posted by El Robbo Anyway, revenge was mine Is this because you planted the items in her bag as revenge for her taking so long to pack her shopping away?! Nasty El Robbo!!! Tut tut.

Popped into the co-op when I was in town earlier and it was pensioners hour - absolutely crammed with them tottering around the place muttering about remembering when you could buy the entire biscuit aisle for two and sixpence Of course when I reached the checkout I got stuck behind the old dear who waited till everything was scanned through before packing it (slowly) into bags, then ...

Probably a ringer for an international coffee smuggling gang. She'll get a stiff warning and meanwhile the real criminals, sunning it in their villa de crime in Spain, get off scott free. Tis a shame.

I think you do find alot of grannies pinching.Is it a case like children knowing they are too young and they know nothing happens to them so they do has they want? Grannies think they are too old and look so sweet and innocent nobody would suspect a grannie in the co-op

more likely tea than coffee if she's old. Unless she's wanting coffee to hide the smell of drugs next time she goes thro customs

She's probably a lightfingered urchin who robs shops blind and when caught uses her position as wrinkly faced old granny with her blue hair and faint aroma of Werther's Originals and lavender to blag the manager who then thinks "Poor old girl, she's probably losing her marbles ....... We'll not prosecute.". Meanwhile the thieving old bitch has had his wallet, mobile and gold fillings away

, I suspect she may have been framed, did you plant a tin of spam or fussels milk on her in a ploy to rid the stores of these said grannies?

I remember an old woman who had a wheeled shopping trolley - one day she was stopped by store detectives when she left the store. Turns out the trolley had a false bottom, and there was about 20 packs of bacon hidden away in it.

I've long had the suspicion that old people who smell of wee just do it so they can get away with crime as people keep their distance and who wants to arrest a smelly person ?!

Quote: Originally Posted by El Robbo Anyway, revenge was mine Is this because you planted the items in her bag as revenge for her taking so long to pack her shopping away?! Nasty El Robbo!!! Tut tut.