The Zen of Sarcasm | Thread profile

01. Do not walk ahead of me for I may not follow. Do not walk behind me for I may not lead. Do not walk beside me either. Just pretty much leave me alone. 02. The journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken fan belt and leaky tire. 03. It is always darkest before dawn. So if you're going to steal your neighbor's newspaper, that's the time to do it. 04. Don't be irreplaceable. If...

Good stuff, Adam. You haven't by chance been visiting www.despair.com have you? Fred

LMAOOOooo especially that last one

Quote: Originally Posted by Medicine Bear Good stuff, Adam. You haven't by chance been visiting www.despair.com have you? Fred Nope......got it in an email and figured I'd share.

Quote: Originally Posted by STBNE LMAOOOooo especially that last one That one got me as well.

The "Walk a Mile" one made me snort Cherry Coke all over my work PC. Good. maybe they'll get me a new one.

Those were great Adam!

" build a man a fire and you keep him warm for a day. Set a man on fire and you keep him warm for the rest of his life"

Quote: Originally Posted by Fireball " build a man a fire and you keep him warm for a day. Set a man on fire and you keep him warm for the rest of his life" build a man a fire and you keep him warm for a day. Set a man on fire and eat bar-b-q for a week. Fixed that for you.

with a nice chianti