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Mormons are out of control. They're the only people that make me cross the street when I see them heading my way. They are waaaay too indiscriminately nice and waaaay too willing to get involved in my life. At least Jehova's Witnesses make their pitch and fuck off. Anyone have similar complaints?

Mormons their the ones who don't believe in using electricity and all that shit? Yeah, their weirdos.

They ride bikes with smiles plastered to their faces. Ugh. Nobody's happy riding a bike. Not even Lance Armstrong.

sound like nice people

Quote: Originally Posted by Langford sound like nice people Oh, they are. Intolerable.

at least they are a step forward in polygamy.

Quote: Originally Posted by Macahol They ride bikes with smiles plastered to their faces. Ugh. Nobody's happy riding a bike. Not even Lance Armstrong. chris hoy is.

When the Jehova's Witnesses come to my door, they act like they're the police. "I know you're in there." "No I'm not, go away."

The neighborhood my girlfriend lives in, I always see two guys dressed nice with backpacks. I'm assuming they're witnesses, and I hope I never have to find out for sure. When I was younger witnesses tried to talk to me about.....something religious I guess, I don't know I wasn't really listening. They were like, overly nice, as in they might have thought I wouldn't have said no because they...

jehovah's whitnesses are usually murderers.