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Quote: Originally Posted by ctowndu33 I know...that's hot!

Quote: Originally Posted by Jgatie I'd say his plan to make "this completely stupid-ass idea into something can change my life for the better" is the most stupid-ass idea I've ever heard. How exactly can you make a living by making unpaid TV cameos and meeting celebrities? Where's the paycheck in that? Reminds me of Southpark 's Underpants Gnome explaining capitalism: Step 1: Collect underpants Step 2:...

Quote: Originally Posted by tonyho7476 Eric should sell his underpants. I would buy them.

Howard actually took Eric's call today and right away Eric complained about sitting on hold for the last few weeks. He told Howard he wanted to do the balloon trick on Jan. 9th with no strings. Howard said "No Strings?". Then Eric said he wants to go to the music awards show and be on the NBC hit show Heroes.......Howard laughed and hung up. Keep trying Eric. I want to see your ass fly!!

Only Eric The Sense of Humor Impaired Midget could say he wants to fly with balloons having "no strings" and not get the irony. What an ultra maroon.

I have a feeling Eric will always want something in return. Maybe Howard was right about that colony on Jupiter.

By laughing and hanging up on him, Howard basically told Eric to fuck himself. It looks like Eric's plan has blown up in his face.

If the blog was copied word for word apparently Eric cant type any better then he can talk.

Quote: Originally Posted by MoeSyslack If the blog was copied word for word apparently Eric cant type any better then he can talk. I can't be the only one that read that thing in Eric's errr voice, can I? Quote: Originally Posted by Jgatie Only Eric The Sense of Humor Impaired Midget could say he wants to fly with balloons having "no strings" and not get the irony. What an ultra maroon. You read my mind.