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So my english teacher gave us an essay on "What is the purpose and meaning of life"? It's completely open ended, but its like, the hardest question ever invented. I'm stumped.

procreation and general survival of the species.

Funny hats. I'm dead serious. Make a completely sincere essay about how the purpose and meaning of life is to make, own, or sell funny hats. (btw: life has no meaning)

I hate to be pessimistic, but in the long run, life don't mean shit. In the very long run, the sun will burn out and nothing we did in our lives will ever matter. MLK put forth all his hard work for essentially nothing. He was just extremely purpose driven, and in the end, he died for it. BTW Martin Luther King is one of my heros. I guess its about making the world you live in a ...

Well...I guess that attitude explains why you're here at HC.

quote:Originally posted by Bernie Franks Well...I guess that attitude explains why you're here at HC. Well I got to tell some people why having guitars is the most important decision you will ever make.... Changing the world would certainly be great, but it's kind of hard (no shit sherlock) and requires some kind of lucky break, or at least some ins in today's world (I think if MLK was...

to have lots and lots of sex and lots of children. darwinian fitness at it's best...

Sex, food, and unleashing the fooking fjury... Sex, food, and unleashing the fooking fjury... Sex, food, and unleashing the fooking fjury... Sex, food, and unleashing the fooking fjury... Sex, food, and unleashing the fooking fjury... Sex, food, and unleashing the fooking fjury... Sex, food, and unleashing the fooking fjury... Sex, food, and unleashing the fooking fjury... Sex, food, and ...

quote:Originally posted by CrazyDan to have lots and lots of sex and lots of children. darwinian fitness at it's best... George Washington was sterile, and he had a baby anyway, America. That's why I hate GW. If it weren't for him I could have been sipping tea and have my teeth rot out of my skull while staring at a union jack all day.

quote:Originally posted by Woodstock1969 I hate to be pessimistic, but in the long run, life don't mean shit. In the very long run, the sun will burn out and nothing we did in our lives will ever matter. MLK put forth all his hard work for essentially nothing. He was just extremely purpose driven, and in the end, he died for it. BTW Martin Luther King is one of my heros. I ...