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ouch ouch ouch, i was cutting the grass out front a lil while ago, cuz its getting pretty high, and out of nowhere i feel all this burning shit on my leg, i look down and see like 5 bees stuck to my legs. so i pluck them off. and then my legs felt worse like they was on fire. my neighbor said the stingers are probably still stuck in my leg and thats why i still feel it. im looking at my legs now...

I hit bees with tennis raquets. It feels AWESOME.

Quote: Originally Posted by Bueno I hit bees with tennis raquets. It feels AWESOME. lmao good to know, but do you know how long im supposed to feel this shit. it still hurts(yes crybaby)

Quote: Originally Posted by billtimore lmao good to know, but do you know how long im supposed to feel this shit. it still hurts(yes crybaby) Last time I got stung was in kindygarten. They learnt 2 respekt meh.

Ok what you want to do is, go outside, find a goat, slaughter it, paint you're house with its blood then do an ancient mayan devil dance around the slain carcass while calling out for allah.

Quote: Originally Posted by hoodyallen Ok what you want to do is, go outside, find a goat, slaughter it, paint you're house with its blood then do an ancient mayan devil dance around the slain carcass while calling out for allah. i couldnt find a goat so i used my neighbors first born son, will that suffice ?...

Quote: Originally Posted by billtimore i couldnt find a goat so i used my neighbors first born son, will that suffice ? Ah, the old Biblical Plagues trick, you crafty veteran.

Quote: Originally Posted by billtimore lmao bueno someones been taking their hilarious pills lately huh ? I'm spittin' the truth!

LMAO at Tennis Racket, thats classic

Quote: Originally Posted by Bueno I hit bees with tennis raquets. It feels AWESOME. haha, same good times