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So Have Heart made the top 200 billboard chart. #193. Whoa.

random boners are awesome.

Originally Posted by roxy I hate that too. Most people I know have "everything except country, lol. Except I love Kenny Chesney!!!!!" Another thing on facebook that I just realized urks me is when people dont update their about me's. You are no longer moving to boston in the fall. You have been there for 2 1/2 years now. You no longer run track because your college does not ...

Originally Posted by roxy Every morning in the Metro I read my horoscope as its next to the crossword, it is usually like hey you're going to make a horrible financial decision/you're going to make an okay work related decision. the metro horoscopes are garbage. i have a good one on my google dashboard, and then cafeastrology.com for even more legit daily shit. ...

i hate seeing the "attention" icon on the news page

Originally Posted by Laurennnn i'm a cusp too, pisces/aries. woooooo. haha, i think you're the first target employee i've met who doesn't hate their job. i love it. i don't think i would base any huge decisions on my horoscope or anything, but it's all so interesting, and i don't think i've ever met anyone whose sign didn't make sense. http://www.facebook.com/...

I don't understand how guys can pee on the floor. Now, the seat, that is a bit excusable due to splashing, but the floor? I mean, you've been practicing this for how many years now? Shouldn't you have perfected it by now?

Originally Posted by lawofaverages Another thing on facebook that I just realized urks me is when people dont update their about me's. You are no longer moving to boston in the fall. You have been there for 2 1/2 years now. You no longer run track because your college does not have a track team. High school is over. That is pretty bad. I don't think I have noticed too much of ...

Originally Posted by Jared Kaufman At least we can pretty much pee whenever and wherever we want. Yea, assholes. Capable of peeing in bottles on long road trips. TOTALLY NOT FAIR!

Originally Posted by SilverStar89 My three best friends are dudes and I would choose to live with them any day over three girls. And random boners, "adjustments" don't freak me out anymore. That's good; adjusting is the worst.