Because the only way to truly enjoy cinema classics is to reduce them to hollow shells of what they used to be. The rules are simple: 5 words each, no more, no less. Think of them as "movie captions." Be forewarned, some SPOILERS lie ahead: 1) Citizen Kane (1941) Rosebud is a sled. Surprise! 2) Casablanca (1942) Great love story. Plus: Nazis! 3) ...


