A guy in a bar leans over to the guy next to him and says, "Wanna hear a Michigan joke?" The guy next to him replies, "Well before you tell that joke, you should know something. I'
m 6' tall, 200 lbs., and I am a Michigan alumni. The guy sitting next to me is 6 ' 2" tall, weighs 225, and he's a Michigan alumni. The fella next to him is 6 ' 5" tall, weighs 250, and he's a Michigan alumni. ...