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From the b3ta "Have you ever been rude to a celebrity" thread. QUOTEWhilst on a piss-up in the heavenly borough of Romford we were delighted to discover the radiant Martine McCutcheon ("sicknote" to her friends) was out with some friends in the same club as us. Unbeknownst to the rest of our group my friend approached her at the bar and started praising her singing and telling her how gorgeous ...

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I would love to see how Martyn would have handled this... I imagine something similar... Letter of the year

http://www.youtube.com/w/Kitty-Cat-Dance?v...uitar %20dancing This has been entertaining me today, for some reason it's strangely addictive. I thought you cat lovers might enjoy it :)

“Being British is about driving in a German car to an Irish pub, for a Belgian beer, then travelling home, grabbing an Indian curry or a Turkish kebab on the way, to sit on Swedish furniture and watch American shows on a Japanese TV. And the most British thing of all? Suspicion of anything foreign.”

from the online scum newspaper... QUOTETWO women were caught romping in a train station toilet, a court heard yesterday. Nicola Hudson, 22, and Ann-Marie ONeill, 29, were heard moaning and groaning by a cop at Manchester Piccadilly. He looked over a cubicle wall and saw ONeill naked from the waist down, kneeling and caressing a topless Hudson. After several minutes the officer told them to ...

Breakback To The Future! http://tinyurl.com/9yy5v

QUOTE(Pam @ Feb 16 2006, 01:36 PM)Breakback To The Future! http://tinyurl.com/9yy5v * I heard about it on NPR. http://www.npr.org/templates/story/story.php?story Id=5200607 Looks like they also have paradody versions of: The Shining - http://www.youtube.com/w/shining?v=1J9ufqC...&sear ch=shining Sleepless in Seattle - http://www.youtube.com/w/Sleepless-In-Seat...%20in %20seattle Top Gun 2: ...

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Two doctors opened an office in a small town and put up a sign reading "Dr. Smith and Dr. Jones, Psychiatry and Proctology." The town council was not happy with the sign, so the doctors changed it to "Hysterias and Posteriors." This was not acceptable either, so in an effort to satisfy the council they changed the sign to "Schizoids and Hemorrhoids." No go. Next, they tried "Catatonics and ...