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Three railroad workers, a Chinese man, an Italian, and a redneck, are all sitting down to lunch. The Chinese man says, "If I get another egg roll in my lunch, I'll kill myself." The Italian guy says, "If I get another slice of pizza, I'll kill myself." The redneck says, "Iffin I get another ham hock, I'll kill myself." The ...

A woman walks into a bar and sits next to a guy. He looks over and says, "Hi, I'm John Snow, who are you?" The woman replies, "I'm June, and it's nice to meet you." The man grins a big grin, and doesn't stop for several minutes. The woman, feeling a bit embarrassed, asks, "Why are you smiling like that?" He shakes his ...

Lets hear it, what do BHR residents get grossed out by? I'll start, of course... Bad breath. I deal with people every day I work and there is always SOMEONE who can be standing 5 feet away but I can smell their haletosis wafting my way... uke: Wet popkorn kernals. Not too big a deal if you arent sharing, but if you are, is...

Ok guys im looking to buy a new tranny within the next 2 weeks.. sick of shifting from first to third. What tranny is best bang for the buck?.. will work with my car?. I would buy new a Rebuilt 3650? or get a used tko? i dont wanna spend more than $1200.

The following is an actual question given on a University of Washington chemistry mid term. The answer by one student was so 'profound' that the professor shared it with colleagues, via the Internet, which is, of course, why we now have the pleasure of enjoying it as well : Bonus Question: Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) ...

So whats everyone doing this weekend.? Friday- IDK what but going to hang with a hott female that just got single Sat- I have to work, I owe a guy 1 Sun- Go packers/Jets

Getting ready to buy my first Glock and am having a tough time deciding between the two. 22 22C I realize the feature of the 22C is to discharge the pressure at the end of the barrel to minimize recoil, but does it really work that well and is it really worth the hassle? By hassle, I mean is it worth the...

Do any of you guys own one? I would really like to own a 56' mercury or a Ford f-100. I am not looking for a show car to win trophies with just a classic car with satin black paint and pin stryping on it. Lately i have been going crazy for these cars. I was even thinking about trading the stang in for one but i'd hate to drive a car like ...

So last night I was filling up at a brand new quick trip in town. After My tank was about half full I saw a sticker on the pump that said "May contain up to 10% ethenol". Is all gas like this now, and I just hadn't noticed? Or should I not get gas at this quick trip any more? This might be a dumb question, but I haven't noticed that ...

I figured this deserved its own thread, ok well my insurance lady called me and sounded all excited, "mr. Foster we are prepared to write you a check for your car. In near mint condition we put the market value at 4,2xx dollars and we can have that check in your hands today." ".... is that a ****ing joke???" And then I got ...

McCain chooses Sarah Palin as VP. Can't wait for the VP debates. One year of experience as governor, and it appears she's under investigation for trying to get her ex brother in law fired, in fairness he appears to be a scumbag and threatened to kill her dad. I wonder if that "bitch" remark he approved when used against Hillary Clinton will...

You believe that the confessions of detainees at Gitmo that were arrived at through torture are 100% accurate, but the anti-American propaganda that McCain produced under torture in Viet Nam was just a necessity for his survival and doesn't really say anything about the man's strength. You believe that being shot down over Viet Nam is ...

I second the pooping-on-the-doorstep suggestion. Nothing conveys ill sentiments like a fresh steaming pile of feces.

I have noticed that more and more I am seeing cars and boats and dirtbikes type things for sale in peoples yards. when i am at school people talk about not being able to find a job, when others mention they have one there are always two or three asking if they can get them a job (i am at university level) i have been reading at ...