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Your lucky. The local ASDA has a traffic warden, of kinds, wandering round giving out tickets if you park for over 4 hours. bob

Over the last month I became a victim of a clever 'Eastern European' scam while out shopping. Simply dropping into ASDA for a bit of shopping has turned out to be quite traumatic. Don't be naive enough to think it couldn't happen to you or your friends. It's happened to me personally. Here's how the scam works: Two seriously good-looking voluptuous 20-21 year-old girls come over to your car as you are packing...

The car is the red thing in the two first pictures

Sally, a contestant on 'Who Wants to be a Millionaire?' had reached the final plateau. If she answered the next question correctly, she would win £1,000,000. If she answered incorrectly, she would pocket only the £25,000 milestone money. And as she suspected the million pound question was no pushover. It was, 'Which of the following species of birds does not build its own nest but instead lays its eggs in the nests of other...

Well, someone has to say it: "That's pants"

Shamelessly nicked off another forum The Navy found they had too many officers and decided to offer an early retirement bonus. They promised any officer who volunteered for Retirement a bonus of $1,000 for every inch measured in a straight line between any Two points in his body.. The officer got to choose what those two points would be. The first officer who accepted asked that he be measured from the top of His head to the tip of his toes....

Originally Posted by irart Maybe it's McCartney's ex wife? Nah, she prefers a plane.