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Originally Posted By: Stewart Stir-fry cooks come from all woks of life. that's true though what I saw last night was just sum yung guy (and yes I remember Wayne's World)

It's late fall and the Indians on a remote reservation in South Dakota asked their new chief if the coming winter was going to be cold or mild. Since he was a chief in a modern society, he had never been taught the old secrets. When he looked at the sky, he couldn't tell what the winter was going to be like. Nevertheless, to be on the safe side, he told his tribe that the winter was indeed going to be cold and that the members of the...

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I'm gettin scared now... Hold me, Randall?

When astronauts are hungry, they take a spacewok. edit: sorry, I could not help myself from posting this

Originally Posted By: TR3driver May not be as true as you might think. Ford has turned in a surprisingly strong quarter; and the chickens haven't come home to roost yet on Toyota's "sudden acceleration" problem, in spite of a record recall already affecting 4.2 million vehicles. Toyota is still trying to blame floor mats, but the problem is obviously deeper than that ... is that a massive class-action lawsuit I...

Originally Posted By: DrEntropy Hold me, Randall?

I can't believe that no-one has mentioned wok-ing the dog yet. Oh. I just did.

So he took up golf just to get his balls in the cup!

But this is supposed to be a HUMOR forum!