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The teacher gave her fifth grade class an assignment: Have your parents tell you a story with a moral at the end. The next day the kids came back and one by one began to tell their stories. "Johnny, do you have a story to share?" "Yes ma'am. My daddy told a story about my Aunt Carol. She was a pilot In Desert Storm and her plane got hit. She had to bail out over enemy Territory and all she had was a small flask...

if that is all that happened I don't think you did it right, try again.

Little Johnny It is near the end of the school year. The teacher has turned in her grades. There is really nothing to do. All the kids are restless because there is nothing to do and it is near the end of the day. The teacher says, "Whoever answers the questions I ask first and correctly can leave early today." Little Johnny says to himself, "Good, I want to get outta here. I'm smart and will answer the...

I don't think so. 1. That is probably the boss on the end of the rope, with his subordinate getting sick in the cab. 2. Those excavators are made to wade out in the water and dig around. I don't think there are any components that would even be troubled by being under water. They certainly have track rollers with bearings, but those are in the mud and water all the time. Around here, it is pretty common to hire an excavator to go out...

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Never Argue With A Woman One morning, the husband returns the boat to their lakeside cottage after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, puts her feet up, and begins to read her book. The peace and solitude are magnificent. Along comes a Fish and Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says,...

Hair dresser's cape Pegadinha no cabeleleiro FL http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yVWcy2GHxRA

Some one sent it to me, and I laughed so hard i came very close to spitting out perfectly good beer...