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From wiki: Quote: According to a study of over 300 adults, on average, men cry once every month, and women cry at least five times per month This is the average? Maybe if you include the physical act of your eyes watering, but actually crying as an emotional response?

Nevermind...the aftermath is known

While in college, I rented a room that was roughly a pubic hair larger than a kitchen pantry. I couldn't complain about the rent but it was almost impossible to fit all of my stuff in there plus Army gear. The only way I could figure it was if I jacked the bed up really high so that I could throw most of my crap underneath. I looked everywhere for a bed frame and finally decided it would just ...

I once told a girl I was a genius and was almost done my PhD at age 21. The goal of my PhD was disproving Murphy's Law. She ate it up. Maybe because she was an idiot.

Quote: Originally Posted by Dragon Breath It is October 5th and we still don't have one of these threads yet? Holy shit, that only gives me 25 days to prepare!!! Anyway, here are the previous years' threads: 2004 2005 2006 2007 2008 My costume this year was going to be "a failure" ...

Drunk me takes the time to call every single person in my phone every saturday night, so sober me doesn't have to. I don't remember a damn thing any of them ever tell me, but that's not the point. At least they know part of me cares.

Quote: Originally Posted by CMY http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VCNDeMi2qdA Focus: What's the worst thing you've done while driving? Do you know anyone with a morning ritual of simultaneously shaving, masturbating and clipping his toenails while chasing his bagel down with a fifth of Jack? Read the RMMB ...

Quote: a full bladder Really? A full bladder? That's fucking weird to me. All I can think of is this: "Yeah, I am ready for sex. I drank eight gallons of water today; This baby's ready to explode."

First, you have to take the sample of all of humanity. For every Usain Bolt, there's a Jethro Higgins who weighs 350 pounds and single-handedly keeps the local KFC in business. The law of averages brings the mean down to the guy who jogs 1-2 times a week. Next, you have to look at the level of specialization in today's athletes. Yes ...

Any Calvin and Hobbes book is ideal material. It's got humor and philosophy. You can jump to any page and be entertained. If your legs start to go numb, you can stop whenever you want. It's perfect.