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Quote: Originally Posted by AssOnFire I'm looking for an independent point of view. Last week, when I was coming home from the shop, I hit a trench I thought was full, and blew out the tire and dented the rim. I was exhausted from sleeping 3 hours while working a 24 hour shift. I asked my 18 year old niece to drive my car about ...

I recommend you kill yourself. 10000 douchebags have asked this exact fucking question on this very thread, and received the same fucking reply- FIGURE IT THE FUCK OUT YOURSELF. Seriously, how can anyone tell you how to live your life except you? If you are planning on living your life based on the advice of internet people I advise you, once more, to kill yourself.

She's afraid she may get pregnant and the baby will inherit your extra chromosome.

Cut her fingers off with some pruning shears, then she won't be able to dial a phone or type. You'll have to stay out of shouting distance though, so the plan's not perfect.

update re validation feedback: I know this is morally pathetic, I don't need to be told that, that is why I am stopping this right now. I am ashamed of my actions of the past few weeks and I refuse to act like that any longer, both because of the guilt I feel, and because I know how unfair and terrible it is to my girlfriend. I know only I can make the choice here, but if anyone has ...

Quote: Originally Posted by Cwoolboy Well, there's this one girl in my college that I like. She will pay attention to me and talk to me every now and then, even subtly flirting with me as well...but then at other times will tottaly ignore me. She is always hanging around her ex, but claims that they aren't together (The things I see ...

There is a little bit wrong with you, in a lot of different areas. Here's what I'm basing that on: Quote: Originally Posted by MartialArtsDude Ok, my first post, so go ahead and give me all the "noob" crap and all that. In your first sentence, you're giving permission for something that's totally out of ...

How about just asking her out again, like to dinner or something. Then when she says "who else is going" you say "no one, just you and me" but don't laugh, say it seriously. Then she'll either say "you mean like a date?" in which case you say "yes" again, without laughing. Then she'll either say yes, no or there will be some real awkwardness while she figures out how to reject you ...

I've gotten some PMs that have been very helpful and I would just like to clear one thing up: it isn't because I am having a rough time in school or anything. I knew full well going in that I was in for a very tough curriculum. I'm doing just fine in biology, but I am just bored to tears with it and can't see myself learning more than I have to about any of this stuff.