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Michael jackson was bathing his son. His son asks "Daddy, How comes your penis is different to mine?" Jacko replys "Well, For a start son you haven't got an erection" Possibly old but never heard it before and it made me giggle

Hey All, I know there are a few people on here with there own businesses, just wondering what you use for keeping track of customer files, invoicing etc. Ideally a single package that does it all would be good. As it stands at the moment I have to wait for the accountant to tell me which invoices havent been paid etc. I was thinking something like quickbooks.

I do, and waking up this morning was the worst so far, remember waking up faced down, with my head laying sidways on the pillow, woke up fine, but was so tired, i just wanted to stay in be, so i did, half awake and just relaxing. Felt myself gradually getting weaker to move, thats usual when it happen, but today as i tried to force my way out i remember hearing something like 'electric ...

Just wondering if anyone has heard from Mark and how he is getting on down under ?

I am building up a very basic spec PC to take a Bosch ISA card to run special diagnostics. Pete has helped me out with a video card, I was going to use a 2 meg Cirrus card I had, but he fell about laughing at that...Bear in mind this thing has to run 98 and run the Bosch software and store some repair data, it's not meant to play the latest games or crack some secret code! The Cirrus card is ...

Does the bootlid from a Rover 400 series (1989 - 1998 R8 shape - same as Honda Concerto) fit the 200 Cabriolet? I am sure its the same bootlid but does anyone know for sure?

My local car dealer has just got this little puppy in http://atsearch.autotrader.co.uk/www...00833316764 891

Do any of your cats play fetch? One of ours does, just wondering if it was a common thing.

Well I went to look at an evo 6 today, Looked like it could have been nice Offered me full price on my car against his which I thought was good So after finally arranging to meet half way in leicester (as opposed to 130miles away) we had a look around It pulls up and looked amazing, then I put my glasses on OMG Over spray, Dented rear boot, which under closer ...

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Hi all, i know i havnt been working at Audi for that long but i have been seriously thinking of joining the RAF or the Navy... I have been thinking this for a while but in order for me to join one of these two forces, i will need to go back to colleges to get 2 A-levels as i already have my GCSE's which are required... Now i have spoken to my parents for advice, and my dad served in the Navy...

I need to rent my spare room out, I've advertised a bit but I'm a bit worried about letting some total stranger move in and have full access to all my stuff. Does anyone on here do this and if so, are there any ways that I'm not aware of to avoid thieves, pikeys, etc?

I know you guys like cute animal pics, so heres some of our cat's kittens. Opened their eyes this afternoon so decided to take some pics.

I'm off to buy a case of alcohol free cobra and stella. Anyone tried these or have recommendations for 0% alcohol beers/wines? I'm getting a tad bored with lime & soda Although my nights out very rarely cost over £2 these days

Why do so many people say "I'm going to Tescos" rather than "I'm going to Tesco"? Nobody says "Asdas" so why does Tesco suffer this ordeal?

After much debating, me and the girlfriend have decided to get a Birman cat. After doing a bit of research I see most people have these as indoor cats. Is this because they are an expensive breed and could be nicked or do some breeds prefer the indoor life? I live in a quite road with woods nearby and no major main roads, so I’m sure the cat would enjoy itself more outside then in, plus I ...

Hahahaha seriously. This made my day, especially the cold drinks section...

Need some advise on what to do. I had a quote recently to have the driveway done, and it was £8K Its currently a tar section in front, concrete driveway, does not look great. Is there anything that can be done without digging the whole thing up and replacing?? Paint it? Dont want it to look silly though... BTW the house is a red/brown brick. Can get pics if that would ...

I do, and waking up this morning was the worst so far, remember waking up faced down, with my head laying sidways on the pillow, woke up fine, but was so tired, i just wanted to stay in be, so i did, half awake and just relaxing. Felt myself gradually getting weaker to move, thats usual when it happen, but today as i tried to force my way out i remember hearing something like 'electric ...