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I think she's saying she's moving to Portland. No one understands my sorrows. "You know what else makes me happy? Handjobs. They are nature's way of saying 'Good Job at being you, Groomz.'" -Groomz "I'm pretty sure placenta is my least favorite food." -Moo "I would have to mock an adult man threatening to go get his gun in an argument among friends. I would probably get shot in the face,...

holy crap, i think fenton's horny enough for all of us. KABOOM! I can cook you old snotterbag.- groomz/robe I am naming my first born Vagina. Because that's where he/she was conceived. -Tasty I suppose I did not realize that I would be getting advice from someone skanky enough to actually have the word "vagina" in her signature.- Crazy hippy bride Don't have it in Winged's pants. The food is good, but the service...

And also that you're feeling shiitty Tara. Will you get insurance when you're a full-fledged firefighter? knot | nest | bloggy chog chog "I just don't have the up and adam attitude necessary to make it all the way down this long hall. Whoa is me." - CaliopeSpidrman

Those dark things in the back--part of the dress or clips to show you how it fits? Aw, three years!

That's the plan. I can get it now, but I have to pay extra in the fall, winter, and spring. I don't have to pay in the summer. It's confussing. When I get married, we will pay less because we work at the same place. Shiitty is the perfect word for how I am feeling! Haha. September 18th 2010

One day, Buddha, one day. The world may implode from the combined forces of our accents. Don't mess with me. I have a nunchuck Oh yeah, I forgot. Buddha may not be wedding helpful, but she's funny. Funny is like cake. If you have it, you need nothing else. ~wadingmoose Foster parents are supposed to help them, not abuse and murder the kids. It would be better to return them than kill them. ~ Robe

Now I just want to stay up all night eating Vicki Cookies. Boys have viking hats and girls have a vagina. - Cali UGH. I'm so glad I have to unbold posts due to titilating additions from BGB. -Tastyburger None of you tampon flushers are invited to my apartment during menses. -- HappyTummy My vagina is feeling a little crowded today. -- Fallin

and if you want more bling add it to the straps. How long have you known about the pregnancy? A week? A month? A year?

I've still never drank a beer in my life. I confess that we still have beer in our extra fridge from 2006 from a party we threw. We always overbuy. Since we don't drink it, we just let people drink it when they come over. I guess it's still good because no one's ever said anything. Or they just don't want to insult us. Me and E View My Nest Bio

Boys becoming men Men becoming wolves My ovaries still kind of like ironic T-shirts and video games and ice cream for breakfast.--Fenton