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Three railroad workers, a Chinese man, an Italian, and a redneck, are all sitting down to lunch. The Chinese man says, "If I get another egg roll in my lunch, I'll kill myself." The Italian guy says, "If I get another slice of pizza, I'll kill myself." The redneck says, "Iffin I get another ham hock, I'll kill myself." The ...

A woman walks into a bar and sits next to a guy. He looks over and says, "Hi, I'm John Snow, who are you?" The woman replies, "I'm June, and it's nice to meet you." The man grins a big grin, and doesn't stop for several minutes. The woman, feeling a bit embarrassed, asks, "Why are you smiling like that?" He shakes his ...

Lets hear it, what do BHR residents get grossed out by? I'll start, of course... Bad breath. I deal with people every day I work and there is always SOMEONE who can be standing 5 feet away but I can smell their haletosis wafting my way... uke: Wet popkorn kernals. Not too big a deal if you arent sharing, but if you are, is...

The following is an actual question given on a University of Washington chemistry mid term. The answer by one student was so 'profound' that the professor shared it with colleagues, via the Internet, which is, of course, why we now have the pleasure of enjoying it as well : Bonus Question: Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) ...

So whats everyone doing this weekend.? Friday- IDK what but going to hang with a hott female that just got single Sat- I have to work, I owe a guy 1 Sun- Go packers/Jets

Getting ready to buy my first Glock and am having a tough time deciding between the two. 22 22C I realize the feature of the 22C is to discharge the pressure at the end of the barrel to minimize recoil, but does it really work that well and is it really worth the hassle? By hassle, I mean is it worth the...

Do any of you guys own one? I would really like to own a 56' mercury or a Ford f-100. I am not looking for a show car to win trophies with just a classic car with satin black paint and pin stryping on it. Lately i have been going crazy for these cars. I was even thinking about trading the stang in for one but i'd hate to drive a car like ...

I figured this deserved its own thread, ok well my insurance lady called me and sounded all excited, "mr. Foster we are prepared to write you a check for your car. In near mint condition we put the market value at 4,2xx dollars and we can have that check in your hands today." ".... is that a ****ing joke???" And then I got ...

The fiance is looking for a new car and she is in love with the new camaro. I just thought I would ask the stangnet community what they thought the new camaro would do to mustang sales. I just about had her sold on a new saleen....until she saw the 'maro. For those of you that do not know, there are, at least, 2 model camaros. The V6...

Haven't posted here in a while. I have a decision I am trying to make about my career and thought I would get some feedback from this board if you guys don't mind reading my story. I worked for around two years as a Police Officer and loved the job, however there is a Federal Prison located here in town that pays much better so about a...

I second the pooping-on-the-doorstep suggestion. Nothing conveys ill sentiments like a fresh steaming pile of feces.

I have noticed that more and more I am seeing cars and boats and dirtbikes type things for sale in peoples yards. when i am at school people talk about not being able to find a job, when others mention they have one there are always two or three asking if they can get them a job (i am at university level) i have been reading at ...

Ok so I got a call from my insurance... FINALLY after a month and said they wanted to sit down to negotiate a settlement. So now I'm getting close to actually getting a bike this week. Now here is the dilemma, I want a Ducati, desperately. Its mainly for the wow factor. I never see Ducs on the road and when I do it really cranks my head ...

Where: My house...75 miles northwest of New Orleans When: September 1-3, 2008 What to bring: Drinks and food. This ain't no free for all. Make sure you bring extra for me and my family. We will be grilling and drinking in celebration of my house becoming beach front property. Come experience 1st hand as this historic event ...

Ok all you 5.0 Talk Posse members that think you can just slowly come to where the grass is greener and take over. Well we're not gonna take that lying down! Co and I are standing up and saying....HECK NO.....5.0 Posse is for homos! Who's with us!!?

First, John McCain is an idiot. A Republician can not win the White House without at least 3 out of these 6. California - 55 electoral votes Texas - 34 electoril votes New York - 31 Electoral votes Flordia - 27 Electoral votes Illinois - 21 Electoral votes Ohio - 20 Electoral votes Where is Alaska? Oh, there it is down ...

I went to get my car washed tonight, and on the way out of my driveway I noticed that I should stop by the gas station, and get a couple of gallons. So, I drive to the gas station, stop near the pump, and shut off the car. Both windows are open and the gas pumper reaches through the window for my debt card on the passenger side, right across...

The fiance is looking for a new car and she is in love with the new camaro. I just thought I would ask the stangnet community what they thought the new camaro would do to mustang sales. I just about had her sold on a new saleen....until she saw the 'maro. For those of you that do not know, there are, at least, 2 model camaros. The V6...

So about a month ago I was invited to a wedding of someone who at the time I had been reunited with for the 2nd time, prior was almost 10 years. I was invited to his wedding and was honored. This was the 2nd wedding ever for me, previous one I was the best man. So after the wedding ceremony on the way to my place (to change) my girl ...

I figured this deserved its own thread, ok well my insurance lady called me and sounded all excited, "mr. Foster we are prepared to write you a check for your car. In near mint condition we put the market value at 4,2xx dollars and we can have that check in your hands today." ".... is that a ****ing joke???" And then I got ...