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EVERYWHERE WE GO AND ESPECIALLY WHEN SOMEONE SAYS &quot;HAPPY HOLIDAYS&quot; TO US! &lt; &lt; This is great! It may become the #1 Christmas song this year &lt; These guys have really got it together....good song... < click here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IAckfn8yiAQ

The People Say No IBD Editorials Posted 07:17 PM ET 'It's not going to be a perfect bill, but it's going to be a very important starting point,&quot; Sen. Jeanne Shaheen, D-N.H., said on CNN over the weekend after 60 senators voted to open debate on radically transforming the U.S. health care system. That fact is what is increasingly spooking the American people, as well it should, is: Where will this massively expensive...

The talking dog... Must have had issues. Har! Dear nreekez, This is an official warning that you have violated Raging Bull's Terms of Service as detailed below: Personal Attack/Harassment Message you posted: (Board: JOKES Post number: 76273) =============== ask_jr: Now junior... Like benn, you will no more put me on ignore as any of the rest. And now, for the DUH! moment. Exactly who are you calling to dinner? The talking dog, or the...

Most Wanted An elementary school class goes on a field trip to the police station. The Officer points to the 10 MOST WANTED list and tells them that these are the most wanted fugitives in the USA. Little Boy says &quot; He is the MOST WANTED in the USA?!&quot; Officer says &quot;Yes.&quot; Little Boy asks &quot;Why didn't you keep him when you took his picture?&quot;

Junior, did you know that ... Most of the drinking water for the continental USA originates in Canada? If you consider Canada a pig sty, then you are all drinking pigs-urine! Drink lots of it.

Obama Jokes Q: What's the real problem with Barack Obama jokes? A: His followers don't think they're funny, and nobody else thinks they're jokes

A male driver gets stopped by police, and is asked: &quot;Have you been drinking?&quot; The man replies: &quot;Okay, yes, I have... how did you know officer? Was I swerving across the road, or speeding?&quot; &quot;No sir,&quot; replied the policeman, &quot;...nothing else can explain that fat ugly woman sitting next to you.&quot;

Importance of Walking 1. Walking 20 minutes can add to your life. This enables you at 85 years old to spend an additional 5 months in a nursing home at $7000 per month. 2. My grandpa started walking five miles a day when he was 60.. Now he's 97 years old.... and we haven't a clue where the hell he is. 3. I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me. 4. The only reason I would take up walking is so that I...

you actually read that screed. i looked at the first sentence and realized benn was venting his rage again. ever hear the expression &quot; all the world loves a pistoff wingnut&quot;? no? me neither reading some rants by dull fellows on rb is tantamount to purposely standing in front of the guy in the checkout line who just listened to rush for 2 hours and is hoppin mad and blathering to anyone who will listen. uhhh no thanks.

Newfoundland declares war on the U.S.A. &gt; &gt; &gt; President Barack Obama was in the Oval Office when his telephone rang. &gt; &gt; &quot;Hallo, President Obama &quot; a heavily accented voice said. &quot;This is Archie, up ere at the Harp Seal Pub in Badger's Cove , Newfoundland , Canada , eh? I am callin' to tells ya dat we are officially declaring war on ya!&quot; &gt; &gt;...