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We miss Rodney Dangerfield because he said: My wife only has sex with me for a purpose. Last night she used me to time an egg. It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won't drink from my glass! Last night my wife met me at the front door.. She was wearing a sexy negligee. The only trouble was, she was coming home. A girl phoned me and said, 'Come on over. There's nobody home.' I went...

Praise God !!!!! YES, I'M A BAD AMERICAN I Am the Liberal-Progressives Worst Nightmare. I am an American. I am a Master Mason and believe in God. I ride Harley Davidson Motorcycles and believe in American products. I believe the money I make belongs to me and my family, not some Liberal governmental functionary be it Democratic or Republican! I'm in touch with my feelings and I like it that way! I think owning a gun doesn't make...

An Englishman shot himself in the groin recently after drinking 15 pints of beer, and stuffing a sawed-off shotgun down his pants. Apparently, the man was under the impression the gun wasn't fully cocked, and now he isn't either.

A father asked his son, Little Johnny, if he knew about the birds and the bees. "I don't want to know!" Little Johnny said, exploding and bursting into tears. Confused, his father asked Little Johnny what was wrong. "Oh Pop," Johnny sobbed, "for me there was no Santa Claus at age six, no Easter Bunny at seven, and no Tooth Fairy at eight. And if you're telling me now that grown ups...

Age improves with wine.

Don't you just wish Junior, don't you just wish!

the judge is a former marine? why the need to hide behind the uniform? is that supposed to mean that obama was born along the zambezi river in bongo congo land because the judge is a former marine? yeah just because he was a marine he can't possibly be nuts like the rest of the teabaggers who let bush jr get away with murder and finally found principles when a black man won. no thanks jr, go back to hating obama no one cares if you poison...

OT Obama is in for 3 more tears barring unforeseen events. Instead of knocking him, if we start searching now maybe we can find a smart presidential candidate with integrity to run against him in 2012?

Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.

harryramar, I wish you well. I "HOPE" you will be happy with the "CHANGE" that The Messiah brings....A doctor will visit your family everyday to take care of you and your loved ones. Allahu Obama!!! Wishing Cancer on a poster posting on the JOKES board????? I'm sorry son....May the Higher Power give you some wisdom to give you peace and calmness. Sat Siri Akal.