Started 7 months, 1 week ago (2009-04-27 01:19:00)
by enigmamusement
cotton buds bundled in
rubber band as tampon pad
Started 1 year, 2 months ago (2008-09-17 20:56:00)
by Tobes
A man walks into the Doctors office wearing pants made of
plastic wrap, and the Doctor says "Well I can clearly see your nuts"
Started 2 months, 3 weeks ago (2009-09-14 14:31:00)
by Carolyn
im sorry , but I wanna be able to hear everything.!
Started 1 month ago (2009-11-04 20:10:00)
by Whitey the thanksgiving turkey.
I like the fact that he won't be president in three years.
Started 1 year, 5 months ago (2008-06-20 18:33:00)
by bluecrayon
someone I like smiling at me for real.... (hi, Michael!)
Started 2 years ago (2007-11-11 23:21:00)
by Fresh
Who is the 13th disciple.
Wedding Crashers
Started 1 year, 4 months ago (2008-07-29 14:35:00)
by The NayNarator
uuummm...wtf kind of
family gathering is THIS???
Started 1 month ago (2009-11-01 10:25:00)
by Nun Udda
BERNIE: That's right! Watch FOOTBALL! You'll be a better person for it! I'd rather
go to church. :O
Started 7 months, 2 weeks ago (2009-04-21 07:18:00)
by ζσmβιε
Started 1 month ago (2009-11-04 22:30:00)
by Martin 2.0
Britney: Okay I was job hunting and I went into this company called
Enterprise (car rentals) and was inquiring what was needed to work there.... And all of the people in the office had informed me it requires a BACHELORS DEGREE to fucking sit on your ass and hand the car keys to the customer. Seriously what the fuck is that! A bachelors degree for a fucking car rental company. Anyways ...