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I had an instructor about 5 years ago tell me that the public school sex offender crisis was going to make the Catholic church scandal look like a pre-game warmup. Looks like things are heading that way...

A 21-year-old Stow, Ohio man was arrested Tuesday after he posed as a Summit County sheriff's deputy and carried a handgun into three Manchester school buildings Monday. Ryan A. Worlow was charged with impersonating a peace officer, illegal possession of a deadly weapon in a school safety zone and criminal trespass. New Franklin police said Worlow was dressed as a deputy and carried a Glock 22 ...

I would venture to guess the recidivism rate is moderately low...

John Christoffersen, Associated Press Writer NEW HAVEN, Conn. (AP) ― Nine-year-old Jericho Scott is a good baseball player -- too good, it turns out. The right-hander has a fastball that tops out at about 40 mph. He throws so hard that the Youth Baseball League of New Haven told his coach that the boy could not pitch any more. When Jericho took the mound anyway last week, the ...

By ROGER ALFORD Associated Press Writer HARLAN, Ky. -- Politicians are known for lame jokes. But when Otis "Bullman" Hensley tried a generations-old Appalachian jest on a woman and two girls at the grocery store, the family thought it was downright criminal. Hensley, who earned notoriety for oddball antics as a longshot gubernatorial candidate, spent three days in jail in this ...

WINTER SPRINGS - The Winter Springs Police Department is asking for help. A man came into the Circle K store on State Road 434 holding a T-shirt over his face and brandishing a knife. He asked the clerk to give him all the cash, and then left. But then things got strange. The man came back in and demanded the clerk give him a Playboy. Then, he demanded she lift up her shirt and show him her bra...

A Genoa, Michigan Township man who ran over a State Police sergeant with a golf cart earlier this summer has entered a plea in the case. On June 14th, Troopers from the Michigan State Police Brighton Post noticed a golf cart speeding down Coon Lake Road near Chilson Road and gave chase. When 43-year old Scott Cote went through a private yard, Sergeant “Lew” Taylor chased him on foot but was ...

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Perhaps some coordination with local law enforcement would have been nice..... NORTH ANDOVER, Mass. -- When North Andover police burst into an Osgood Street gas station with their guns drawn, they thought they were about to take down two armed robbers. What they discovered was they had made their way into the scenes of a film. After a concerned citizen called police ...

(Doncaster, England) This report is just another in a long list that shows the Brits are losing all sense of propriety. About 3,000 former and current servicemen and women who served in wars ranging from World War Two to Afghanistan proudly marched through Doncaster town centre last August on the town's inaugural Veterans' Day. But this year the local Royal British Legion branch claims it...

I had an instructor about 5 years ago tell me that the public school sex offender crisis was going to make the Catholic church scandal look like a pre-game warmup. Looks like things are heading that way...

Perhaps some coordination with local law enforcement would have been nice..... NORTH ANDOVER, Mass. -- When North Andover police burst into an Osgood Street gas station with their guns drawn, they thought they were about to take down two armed robbers. What they discovered was they had made their way into the scenes of a film. After a concerned citizen called police ...

Weeee look at me DOOOOOOOOOOOO

I would venture to guess the recidivism rate is moderately low...

If they are called Pizzles, I think there are about 10,000 snoop dogg groupies that may need to be tested in the LBC area...

(Doncaster, England) This report is just another in a long list that shows the Brits are losing all sense of propriety. About 3,000 former and current servicemen and women who served in wars ranging from World War Two to Afghanistan proudly marched through Doncaster town centre last August on the town's inaugural Veterans' Day. But this year the local Royal British Legion branch claims it...

Flag Is 65 Feet Higher, 120 Square Feet Bigger Than New City Ordinance LEESBURG, Fla. -- A giant American flag that is larger than a city ordinance allows will be allowed to continue to fly at a popular Central Florida car dealership. IMAGES: Giant Flag At Dealership Monday night, Leesburg city commissioners agreed that the flag at the Cecil Clark Chevrolet ...

A 21-year-old Stow, Ohio man was arrested Tuesday after he posed as a Summit County sheriff's deputy and carried a handgun into three Manchester school buildings Monday. Ryan A. Worlow was charged with impersonating a peace officer, illegal possession of a deadly weapon in a school safety zone and criminal trespass. New Franklin police said Worlow was dressed as a deputy and carried a Glock 22 ...

MERRIMACK, N.H. -- A man is facing charges after his 16-year-son got drunk at a wedding. Police said the boy consumed more than a dozen glasses of wine and beer at a wedding on Saturday. They said his father, James Watkins, of Milford, N.H., was with him and afterwards went to drop the boy off at his estranged wife's home in Merrimack. But police said Watkins left his son at the end of ...

John Christoffersen, Associated Press Writer NEW HAVEN, Conn. (AP) ― Nine-year-old Jericho Scott is a good baseball player -- too good, it turns out. The right-hander has a fastball that tops out at about 40 mph. He throws so hard that the Youth Baseball League of New Haven told his coach that the boy could not pitch any more. When Jericho took the mound anyway last week, the ...