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Ok, the title says it all. You can comment and post intresting pictures here, that you want to share with others. Only one rule: Max. number of pictures per user, per day is 1 (one). So please don't spamm 18 pics, just because you think they are cool. All kind of pictures are welcome, don't have to be ma orientated.

There I was on my way to work. Getting into a fight was the farthest thing from my mind... wasn't even on the horizon... I was in a great mood... and then... I rear-ended a car. So there we are alongside the road and slowly the driver gets out of the car... (and you know how you just-get-sooo-stressed and life-stuff seems to get funny)? Yeah, well, I could NOT believe it... he was a DWARF...

http://soufoaklin.blogspot.com/2002/...tist-inks.h tml Being Chinese, I say, right on! Your thoughts?

A new teacher was trying to make use of her psychology courses. She started her class by saying, 'Everyone who thinks they're stupid, stand up!' After a few seconds, Little Johnny stood up. The teacher said, 'Do you think you're stupid, Little Johnny?' 'No, ma'am, but I hate to see you standing there all by yourself!'

during a drunk driving test. during a lullaby to a baby at a retirement home. in a room of over stressed people during the communion service when reading a book and trying to make a specific part more exciting, but while your at a library. while trying to sneek past a angry sleeping bear. at a insane asylum in a avalanche zone when blowing ...

I blagged this of another forum, dont know if its real, but its pretty damn funny... gotta try this out on some wanna be gangsta one day.. http://www.koreus.com/video/metro-a...n-ridicule.h tml

Several centuries ago, the Pope decreed that all the Jews had to convert to Catholicism or leave Italy ... There was a huge outcry from the Jewish community, so the pope offered a deal. He would have a religious debate with the leader of the Jewish community. If the Jews won, they could stay in Italy ; if the Pope won, they would have to convert or leave. The Jewish people...

An email from Ireland to all of their brethren in the States... a point to ponder despite your political affiliation: 'We, in Ireland, can't figure out why you people are even bothering to hold an election in the United States. On one side, you had a pants wearing female lawyer, married to another lawyer who can't seem to keep his pants on, who just lost a long and heated primary ...

REASONS I OWE MY MOTHER FOR MY EDUCATION . My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE . "If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning." . My mother taught me RELIGION. "You better pray that will come out of the carpet." . My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL . "If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the ...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t-zxi_Y4Xu8 This looks ace, I want to compete on this TV show. scrap Big Brother and bring this on instead!