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Originally Posted by Thorzdad   Wow. That's a good one. And completely believable. My half-brother works for some company out in California that makes racks and portable mounts for medical monitors and stuff. He does all their multi-page sales sheets and assembly instructions. The company makes him create everything in Word...so the engineers can make edits to the instructions in case he's not in the office. ...and he had...

Originally Posted by Big Mac   That has to be a joke. I assure you, sir, that's a good day with the client.

This is great. Thanks for the post. I can't read too many of them though... I'll start losing my confidence.

Originally Posted by Thorzdad   This one has been making the rounds lately. Thought it would be apropos here. I laughed so hard I started to cry. Excellent stuff indeed.

My new favorite: “I understand that you prefer to use photoshop, but we don’t feel like that program is universal enough. If you could do all of the design work in Microsoft Paint it would be easier for us to edit what you do and give you an idea of the changes we want.”

Originally Posted by design219   My new favorite: “I understand that you prefer to use photoshop, but we don’t feel like that program is universal enough. If you could do all of the design work in Microsoft Paint it would be easier for us to edit what you do and give you an idea of the changes we want.” That has to be a joke.

You sir have never gotten mockups done in paint, powerpoint, or word. It's enough to make you hand out napkins.