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Texas boy dies in overheated truck - Life - MSNBC.com

An elderly couple was having dinner one evening when the husband reached across the table, took his wife's hand in his and said, "Martha, soon we will be married 50 years, and there's something I have to know. In all of these 50 years, have you ever been unfaithful to me?" Martha replied, "Well Henry, I have to be honest with you. Yes, I've been unfaithful to you three times during these 50...

Keep in mind, I don't clutter people's emails with every cute YouTube video I see. But this is special. This guy is a dispatcher for a cab company in Arlington, VA. He posts about screwing with the customers who call to complain. I don't think there's one weak page in the whole blog. I just stayed up all night reading the whole thing. The Blank Top Chronicles Here's a sample ...

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Air ambulances address issue of obese patients Quote: Bigger backboards, sturdier gurneys, ambulances with a wider entrance -- the growing girth of the American public translates to a bigger patient for medical service providers. Now, Airlift Northwest is the latest such agency to announce new policies to deal with obese patients. "There's been a...

I don't get it.... 145 die in India temple stampede - South and Central Asia - MSNBC.com

1,Two birls Teacher: Here are two birds, one is a swallow, the other is sparrow. Now who can tell us which is which? Student: I cannot point out but I know the answer. Teacher: Please tell us. Student: The swallow is beside the sparrow and the sparrow is beside the swallow. Sodium Hexametaphosphate 2. The Fish Net "Can you tell me what fish net is made, Ann?" "A lot of little holes tied ...

Here's a blog entry that's making its way around the internet, written by someone who visited this place. I found it entertaining. demonbaby

Baby theft suspect charged with homicide - Crime & courts - MSNBC.com WTF?

Rage at any age: Mobility scooter grannies exchange blows in supermarket clash | Mail Online Two elderly women on mobility scooters had to be dragged apart as they exchanged blows and rammed into each other in the aisle of an Iceland supermarket. Staff at the store in Crawley, West Sussex, intervened when they heard them screaming. A shelf-stacker, who was too frightened to be named...

Texas boy dies in overheated truck - Life - MSNBC.com