Started 1 year, 2 months ago (2008-10-14 20:51:00)
by Darth Monkey
*throw poo at valentine1*
*squelch*
Started 3 years, 3 months ago (2006-10-04 18:58:00)
by Uncle Icetvan
anyone who
swears so much you can't understand the joke
WW joke
Started 7 months, 1 week ago (2009-06-02 16:05:00)
by falcon
Grizzly Bears
Creature - Bear
When Grizzly Bears comes into play, remove the top
three cards of your library from the game face down,
them put them on top of your library in the same order.
Fear
Nonblack, nonartifact creatures can block Grizzly Bears
as though it didn't have fear.
2/2...
Started 3 years, 4 months ago (2006-08-24 13:32:00)
by ~Tilde~
<imitating either Julia Child or Martha Stewart>
"And now we just need to chop off the head and stuff the torso with some basil and oregano."
Next -
Cyclopean Tomb
Started 2 years, 9 months ago (2007-03-23 08:27:00)
by Clawn
friend named fate ties you to flagpole
You know you're about to be abducted by a radical
religious group when...
Started 2 years, 3 months ago (2007-09-29 05:46:00)
by Zombiemachine
Myrf is the first successfully prosecuted cross-dressing assassin cannibal. His peculiar trademark was the "double drumstick eye-gouging poke". He claimed self-defense on all 12 murder charges and said that "flesh
tastes like chicken". Will be executed on December 21st this year.
Started 3 years, 2 months ago (2006-10-21 17:09:00)
by Moss_Elemental
Something I wouldn't do.
What are we talking about?
Started 3 months ago (2009-10-06 06:43:00)
by Reya Cookiebringer
Archon got a
darwin award for robbing a gunstore with a teletubbie plate.
Started 5 months, 2 weeks ago (2009-07-22 06:27:00)
by KrackShott
Lawrence
Legendary Creature - Human Advisor
0/1
0: Target. (This activated ability selects a target. The target is targetted by the ability when the activated ability is used. When the activated ability resolves, the target is no longer a target of this ability. This ability may target any legal target. Targets with protection from white are not legal targets, unless Lawrence is no longer ...
Started 1 year, 6 months ago (2008-06-18 14:39:00)
by Ghyrt
Dice 4 rolls on a 100 -sided dice: 51 76 17 29 / Total: 173
Lucky I have my grandpa's sword and shield as well as my best friend Tom - who happens to be an expert fencer.
The metal factory has lots of hazards that we can use to our advantage. The fast, weak zombies will need to bottle-necked if we are to defeat them. I hand the sword to Tom, keeping the shield for myself. I pick up a ...
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