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Car Trouble... A Rabbi, a Monk, and a lawyer are riding down the road when their car breaks down in the middle of nowhere. Spotting a farmhouse they walk over and tell the farmer they need a place to stay the night while they wait for a tow. "I've got room in the house for two of you but someones gonna have to sleep in the barn." says the farmer. The Rabbi says, "I've no problem with that, I'll go." He...

Tiger Woods Holiday Poem Twas the night of Thanksgiving and out of the house Tiger Woods came a flyin', chased by his spouse. She wielded a nine iron and wasn't too merry, Cause a bimbo’s phone number was in his Blackberry. He’d been cheatin' on Elin, and the story progressed. Woman after woman stepped up and confessed. He’d been cheatin’ with Holly, and Jaimee, and Cori, With Joselyn, and Kalika. The world had the...

I'd forgotten all about the 12 Pains of Christmas. I did a quick youtube search and found: 12 Pains Of Christmas - Bob Rivers - Lyrics http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SHpMZPYWDm0 As I recall, it was on his [u]Twisted Christmas[/u] album. .

You are a riot!

thank you....now for another bad joke...."TRUDY CORP"....they just announced a 'buy out' that dumps all their common shares.....my largest holding ever...10 years+ of adding.... don't know when i will smile again....yet alone laugh. i hope you don't have any. tom

THAT's funny. brilliant , thanks. send me the licensing agreement and i'll pay you every time i use it

A husband says to his wife, "what would you do if I won the Lotto?" She says, "I'd take half, and then leave you." "Excellent," he replies, "I won 12 bucks, here's 6, now get the hell out of here!"

I tried that and got the 6 bucks shoved up my butt.

Good One!~ :-)

Gibralter Securities is quite expensive. I don't see any reason to use them.