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--all the health care you need [in prison]-- Just don't drop the soap in the shower. Premo msg 60640

>>>>>Just don't drop the soap in the shower.<<<<< I SUSPECT THERE ARE A FEW ON THIS BOARD WHO WOULD WANT TO DROP THAT SOAP REGULARLY. lol msg 60641

Senior health care solution,according to Maxine So you're a senior citizen and the government says no health care for you, what do you do? Our plan gives anyone 65 years or older a gun and 4 bullets. Your are allowed to shoot 2 senators and 2 representatives. Of Course, this means you will be sent to prison. There you will get 3 meals a day, a roof over your head, and all the health care you need! New teeth, no problem. Need glasses,...

Like I said adolf, you haven't got the balls. msg 60618

I got to add the muzzle brake and wraparound grips to a Tokarev today. i removed the safety to carry in the "tuckable"  IWB holster half-cocked the way it was designed.       A nice handgun in armor-piercing 7.62x25 mm.   - Black Blade    

Looks like a prisoner swap is going to happen. I think the ratio is about right, one Jewish Private for 400 ragheads. Po

http://www.orlandosentinel.com/news/local/breakingnews/os-bk-tiger-woods-accident,0,1369881.story    ~~~~ """Woods, 33, pulled out of his driveway in the Isleworth community about 2:25 a.m. when he struck a fire hydrant, and then drove into a tree at his neighbor's property, FHP reported.""  ~~~~     Sounds like "Scotch-on-Rocks"

The only way they might get all of us would be if they staked out Woody as bait. Like Red Skelton said about why he showed up at the hated Jack Warner's funeral: "Give the people what they want and they'll show up every time." msg 60614

Have You Ever Danced? An old prospector shuffled into the town of El Indio,Texas leading an old tired mule. The old man headed straight for the only saloon in town to clear his parched throat. He walked up to the saloon and tied his old mule to the hitch rail. As he stood there, brushing some of the dust from his face and clothes, a young gunslinger stepped out of the saloon with a gun in one hand and a bottle of whiskey in the other. The...