Hellboy 2: The Golden Army (2008) | Forum profile

I made it halfway through this abomination before I turned it off and went to bed. It's the first movie I haven't been able to finish in a long time. I could go on about the terrible pacing, the erratic plot development, the obvious borrowing from LOTR, Men in Black and El Labarinto del Fauno, the forced humor, and a plethora of other travesties but I won't. Basically, I'll just ...

It seems like everyone on this board has a creepy weird crush on either character Prince Nuada and Princess Nualala or whatever her name was. What is up with that? They are gross, pasty and have pale skin. Plus they are not human. So liking them in a sexual manner is halfway to bestiality. Put that probably won't stop you pervs.

Near the end when Hellboy fights Nuada, remember how he used tact to sneak up on Nuada and grab him, and said "You jumpy, slippery bastard. I got ya now". That instantly reminded me of Sin City, when Marv was fighting Kevin (who is also a faster opponent), and finally Marv managed to trap Kevin in handcuffs and said "I got you now, ya little bastard. Let's see you hop around now." ...

I agree - it was great - loved the little german guy "I think I can take you" cracked me up

When Abe first told Liz she was pregnant I wondered who the dad would be as the happy romance between her and Hellboy wasnt really played out much at the start. I just thought it couldnt be Hellboy as he wasnt "human" and even Liz didnt believe it till she did the tests. In fact I never beleived it could be Hellboy till she tells him and I was like, "Ewwww, NASTY!!" Can you imagine ...

I was annoyed because, after reading the comics, I thought he was in his late teens in '52, because he grew up very quickly.

He saw what humanity did to Earth. He saw that his kind is dying out. And he waited for thousands of years. And, eventually, he had no other choice but to unleash the Golden Army upon us. While watching “Hellboy 2” I could not stop myself from thinking “Gosh, this elf fellow has no way to retreat. He IS trying to save his people. He IS trying to save non-human world.” “We die ...

Can I JuST SAY! WTF????? What on hell was that movie all about, i mean jesus - Del Toro has suprised me, Hellboy is changed and the story is totally Crapppppp! Terrible Movie, Worst Sequel! Not to keen on Del Toro after this one.. Hobbit better be good! Forget Hellboy 3!

Im surprised the sequel is currently scoring higher than the original in the IMDB ratings. I thought the first was far better and was really looking forward to 2 but have to admit to being dissapointed. It was a bit too cheesy and predictable and not as dark as the first movie in my opinion. Anyone agree??

Name Species Ability Origin Personality Appearance Role in the team (Abe's the brains, Hellboys the brawns) I'll post one later. Prince Nuada-I'll kill all of you Hellboy[drunk]-Then why dont ya start with me your royal assness

It seems like everyone on this board has a creepy weird crush on either character Prince Nuada and Princess Nualala or whatever her name was. What is up with that? They are gross, pasty and have pale skin. Plus they are not human. So liking them in a sexual manner is halfway to bestiality. Put that probably won't stop you pervs.

This movie and Mirrors are at the top of the list for the worst dumbest movies ever. It was very very hard to watch in some scenes because of the stupidity of the jokes and and lack of seriousness of the movie. I was actually really excited walking in the movie, not seeing the first one, but watching the previews got me pretty pumped. I love crazy movies like what they showed in the ...

Im surprised the sequel is currently scoring higher than the original in the IMDB ratings. I thought the first was far better and was really looking forward to 2 but have to admit to being dissapointed. It was a bit too cheesy and predictable and not as dark as the first movie in my opinion. Anyone agree??

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stuck in my head

UPDATED Tue Aug 26 2008 15:53:58 This film was entertaining, don't get me wrong. But there are a few things that could have been done better. The kid they chose to play young Hellboy can't act to safe his life. Why does Liz has a depressed face all the time? It was the same in the first one. The love story between Hellboy and Selma was boring. The Golden army ...

When Abe first told Liz she was pregnant I wondered who the dad would be as the happy romance between her and Hellboy wasnt really played out much at the start. I just thought it couldnt be Hellboy as he wasnt "human" and even Liz didnt believe it till she did the tests. In fact I never beleived it could be Hellboy till she tells him and I was like, "Ewwww, NASTY!!" Can you imagine ...

With fairy tale creatures! Its lazy film making in my opinion, non of this 'visionary' crap. "Flatly My Dear, I Don't Riverdance"

Hi I am a big fan of the first Hellboy film so I was wondering if people thought this film was worth watching too? I don't want to scar my idea of the first Hellboy with a bad sequel so just checking. Sorry if this has been addressed before but I did not search the message board for fear of bumping into spoilers.

The golden army was mentioned as being 70 x 70 which would make 4900 troops yet from the look of the army there was a lot more???