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heard two new ones today ! Did you know that Tiger Woods is changing his name to Cheetah Woods? The differrence between Santa and Tiger is that Santa only needs 3 Ho's !

hehehe...... Bubba's pregnant sister got in a terrible car accident and was in a coma for six months.When she woke up she noticed she wasn't pregnant any more and got very up set...the doctor said relax the babies are safe and your brother named them,you had a boy and a girl...knowing Bubba was an idiot she asked what the girls name was and the doc said Denise...well... she thought, thats pretty good, I like that name ....Would you...

Thanks Shane... My mother-in-law when yesterday to see him.. She live's really close to the Hospital.. And she said he was smiling the whole time she was there..She said he looked great..

That looks like a little piece of heaven! Very nice, very nice! Brian

A crusty old golfer comes in from a round of golf at a new course and heads into the grill room. As he passes through the swinging doors he sees a sign hanging over the bar: COLD BEER: $ 2.00 HAMBURGER: $ 2.25 CHEESEBURGER: $ 2.50 CHICKEN SANDWICH: $ 3.50 HAND JOB: $50.00 Checking his wallet to be sure he has the necessary payment, the old golfer walks up to the bar and beckons to the exceptionally attractive female bartender who is serving...

THE "OLD GOLFER " A circus owner runs an ad for a lion tamer. Two people show up. One is a good looking, older retired golfer in his late sixties and the other is a gorgeous blond in her mid-twenties. The circus owner tells them, "I'm not going to sugar coat it. This is one ferocious lion. He ate my last tamer so you two had better be good or you're history. Here's your equipment -- chair, whip and a...

Quote: Originally Posted by carsavvycook Company Memo FROM: Patty Lewis, Human Resources Director TO: All Employees DATE: October 5, 2009 RE: Gala Christmas Party RE: Patty Lewis and Holiday Party I'm sure I speak for all of us in wishing Patty Lewis a speedy recovery and I'll continue to forward your cards to her. In the meantime, management has decided to cancel our Holiday Party and give everyone the afternoon of the 23rd off...

Enjoyed that WR. Cole

Very nice...Home ownership is one of the major steps in your life. Is that building on the left the polebarn?

Feeling better, went to work the last couple of nights. Falco, I haven't heard of a moisture problem before. Maybe because propane burns hot & clean (no particulate for moisture to condense to and fall out of the air?) The clean burning is the reason I didn't buy a kerosene heater. Old Fords, you're newer and I don't recognize you but thanks for the compliment! I was your age when I got started on this board (damn...